Kurt H.

●Kurt Hummel ● 23 ● New York● Hello and welcome. As you probably already saw, the name is Kurt Hummel. I'm a NYADA graduate and currently just enjoying life. I'm a big lover of everything that has to do with music, fashion and art in general, so you'll probably see some of that passing on here. If there is anything you want to ask, my askbox is always open.

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Hi

Hello everyone!!

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That’s very… Unique.

And quite literally so. It’s things like these that can make a standard suit look so much better. So, I guess that there is the answer to your previous question about what I bought. 

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Every day is Christmas when you shop online. #sorrynotsorry #addiction

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What did you get?

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As you may, or may not have noticed, I have a thing for brooches. I thought I’d make my collection a little bigger. 

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I support activities that assist in avoiding potentially awkward and disastrous encounters. The only issue with online shopping is if the items you’ve bought end up not reaching your expectations in size, color, etc..

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...which is more often the case than you’d expect. I know. Many shops will make sure it becomes what you expect it to be, though. Reputation is very important in the whole online shopping world. One bad review can do a lot, so they’ll do anything to stay away from that.

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The roughest of rough days

Had a few uncomfortable experiences today while working; some…painful. Needless to say, I need some distractions. Who’s got one? Sitting on my couch and reading isn’t really doing the trick.

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Come over. Adam’s out and I have a cheesecake in the fridge that’s too big for one person. 

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Online shopping is a rather popular form of self-therapy. Plus, it’s highly convenient in avoiding the worst of in-store crowds. 

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Don’t really know if I personally see it as self-therapy, but it sure as hell can make a person feel good. Avoiding the stores is a big plus, though. Glad to hear there are more fans of it on here.

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The good thing about doing an online shopping spree every now and then is coming home to some packages almost every day. You know, my wallet might not always agree with me, but this definitely makes my day, every time again.

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Does anyone around here know how to sew? I ripped… something. 

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That sounds... pretty concerning. But if you’re still in need of a helping hand, I happen to have two very steady and precise ones.

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It actually really helped, so thank you, Kurt. Now I know a few things to do next time I get a random headache like that. Can’t complain, hm? That sounds boring. You sound like you need to be dragged out for a night of dancing or shopping to cheer you up.

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Glad to hear that. There are pressure points for pretty much any kind of pain, some a little more successful than others. Google is your best friend when you’re in pain. Hey, to avoid any confusion: I’m not boring. I’m just a guy who enjoys nice and quiet things every now and then. But I would never say no to either one of those. 

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Today has been quite interesting.

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As I told Jesse, a guy wanted me to peg him in a ‘sexy’ chicken suit and cluck when he came. It was definitely interesting, as I stated.

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Wow. That is indeed the definition of interesting. One that I don’t really feel the need to experience myself, though. I guess every person has their little thing, and this guy had chickens. 

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Today has been quite interesting.

I don’t recall ever being shocked about what someone has wanted me to do, outside of the first few weeks, but I believe today has taken the cake.

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I feel like I’m probably going to regret this, but... do tell.

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Maybe, but at that point, it ain’t confidence - it’s cockiness.

Well, I don’t really like goin’ out for beers - I got some good ones here. Though I’m curious now. Horror stories about guards?

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Also true.

It’s pretty well known that you don’t have to go out to get the real quality, so you have a valid point there. Not really any specific stories, to be honest. Just the whole ‘just as scary towards the people he should be as to the others’ and stuff. Before I actually met one, I never really thought they’d be... well, nice.

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Better late than never.

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I disagree. I think any party can be special if you make it so. Oh, I wasn’t talking about New York; I was talking about this whole Tumblr business. Nice to meet you, Kurt. I’m Hazel.

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Well, I’m not the biggest party guy, so sue me. And Tumblr might not be the most exciting at all times, but it has its moments. It’s good to meet you too.

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… Between my pointer finger and thumb? Huh, that sounds interesting, but I’ll give it a shot. Headaches are terrible, and I need the tension to go away. Thank you, Kurt. How are you doing, by the way?

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It has to do with pressure points, some connections that your body makes... Let me know if it works. Some people tend to be more open for it than others. I can’t really complain, personally. Just the same old. 

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I have got the biggest headache in existence, and my friend refuses to answer any calls or texts I send. If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding in bed until I hopefully feel a little better. Cuddling and ice cream is appreciated, if anyone wants to make a donation.

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You should try massaging the space between your pointing finger and your thumb. It doesn’t help with everyone, but it can relieve some of the tension.

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Better late than never.

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I heard this is where the party’s been at recently, so I expected more of a party.

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Parties are only special when they know their time and place. Though I doubt you could ever really reside in boringville while in New York. I’m Kurt, by the way.