internet quiz.

elias eskew. 22. a package deal.

[eskewe]

um so i suddenly got lowkey self-critical & made myself lil sad for like ?? no reason at all ?? yikes so i think im gonna just head to bed  gnight cuties x 

[eskewe]

i feel like you're always putting up an act

[eskewe]

idk man i just love you to the moon and back

[eskewe]

i don't trust you

[eskewe]

you try too hard.

[yeahniall]

Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me. I can't reply, just publish.

[eskewe]

why do you think parker stood you up?

“i––” he pauses, clearly confused, just a tiny bit uncomfortable. “i don’t? i mean, like, i don’t think that parker stood me up, actually?” 

@aiinsworths

[eskewe]

who's your best friend?

“friends! can i just, like, change your question a bit? am i allowed to do that?” he’s not speaking to anyone in particular, kind of just making a scene for.. himself, really. breaking the fourth wall, as if he were on the office or something. “um, my best friends, like, my absolute favorites, are my girls; lia, rue and autumn. and then i also adore my french speaking roommate, lucien. bless his heart.” 

@ofgenvsis, @albrightest, @aberncthys, @blcncs

[eskewe]

What does your dream life look like?

“ooh! okay, so, it’s me, living somewhere in new york–– no, wait, west hollywood, totally. yes. and i’m just, like, living my best life, doing my thing, you know? being a star, obviously.” he talks with his hands, tone almost serious if it wasn’t for the bratty rich girl voice. “i’d probably own, like, a villa with the biggest pool and accidentally have two sugar daddies.” 

[eskewe]

describe your favorite thing about your best friend.

“ooh, okay, that’s so fun. can i, like, do it without mentioning names? oh, fuck, i’m totally doing that. everyone likes riddles, right?” brows furrow, a short laugh escapes. “okay! so, one is so fucking arty, and, like, i keep saying i can’t stand it, but it’s actually, like, the coolest fucking thing, ‘kay? like, you don’t get it—  when she goes like ‘oh, hey, i’m gonna do this completely fucking weird thing that doesn’t, like, make any sense whatsoever but represents something really, like, clever and fucking valid”, and then sits down and does it, and you’re just like, ‘what the shit? that’s, like, so clever and fucking valid?.’ i dunno, she’s so cool, i luv her. and the other is, like, my sister-in-law thing, kinda, i dunno. we’re, like, such girlfriends, it’s amazing.” 

@ofgenvsis, @albrightest

[eskewe]

favorite drink?

“rose lemonade. and if we’re feeling crazy, rose lemonade with three shots of bombay gin and a slice of grapefruit, definitely on the rocks, and two straws— but, they gotta be paper.” 

[eskewe]

whats your favorite kind of music?

“oh, my god. blondie, and duran duran. and that’s, like, it, basically.” 

[eskewe]

Favourite place to be?

“oh, i know this one! lucky’s bed around nine in the morning, right before boooring american history lessons with good guy george. and when it’s, like, rainy out, and you’re not going anywhere because you, like, convinced yourself to skip, because you’re just a whore like that? yah, i live for it.”

@blcncs

[eskewe]

you prefer cats over dogs

“i’m actually allergic to both, but yeah, i think so. cats are pretty fucking cute and i’m not.. too crazy about dogs? i don’t know, they, like, smell, and stuff?”

[eskewe]

what would you do if you had been the one to find the knife?

“mm,” a grimace. truth be told, he doesn’t even wanna think about it. cry, probably? freak the fuck out, pass out? or maybe he would’ve been that drunk kid who laughs it off and mindlessly carries the murder weapon around in their purse. who knows? “i’d be so very not into it, at all?” a pause. “can we actually, like, not talk about the knife?” 

[eskewe]

assumption: you've kissed a girl before?

“no, gosh, i’m not a lesbian!” a dramatic wave of the hand. elias laughs. “i totally have. back, back, back, back in the day.”

[eskewe]

have you ever been in love?

“my gosh, absolutely. all the time. always, six times a day.”