SeeYuLaterMasterGater

My name is Nick. gay. Stargate is my favorite show. But really, I just re-blog anything I like.

[seeyulatermastergater]

So I've had this headcanon for a while now about stargate and finally have found the time/motivation to write it out

In Stargate Universe (I know this one isn't as widely loved as the first 2 series, but hear me out) it is established that the chair interface on the ship is a precursor to the chair we see in Antarctica and Atlantis. It is further established that the reason the Ancients sent out the Destiny was because of a recording in the background radiation of the universe. Furthermore, between The Ark of Truth and the beginning of SG-1 season 9 (Avalon) we know the Ancients/Alterans left thier home galaxy because of the Ori, and when they got to Earth and the Milky Way they "built many astria porta" or Stargates.

We also know the Ancients were one among the 4 Races who communicated with each other. The biggest one of these being the Asgard. And we know they live in a different galaxy from us Othala. Now I myself have always wondered how they encountered the Asgard when we have no evidence that they--for lack of a better word--colonozied the Asgard home galaxy. Even with concerted efforts to find other advanced life in the universe it'd be unlikely to happen by chance alone (even with advanced technology). 

All of these tidbits may seem random and unrelated. But here's my headcanon on how they all tie together:

The Alterans were traveling to the Milky Way is how they got the recording of the background noise and they decided they needed to research the universe itself. So after settling on Earth they built the Destiny and its seed ships and sent them out (tangentially this could also explain why SGC can't find naquadah on Earth--the Alterans used it all in creating the stargates on these ships).

Now obviously sending out the ships they researched the Milky Way first and knew where to put stargates in this galaxy. 

Furthermore, and more to the point, this would explain how the Ancients encountered the other 3 Races and established communication with them. And, again as an aside, this would explain how they knew about the Pegasus galaxy and that they could move there when they were experiencing the disease that nearly wiped out life in the Milky Way (Window of Oportunity, Frozen, and Reckoning Parts 1 and 2).

[animentality]

[towerofglass]

[mtfoss]

House is pregnant

[lacefuneral]

good for him!!!!

[lacefuneral]

it was a baby girl! what should he name her?

[lacefuneral]

all VERY good suggestions!

[velvetwar]

SG-1 are so co-dependent/a polycule that even some moments intended as Sam/Jack romance become nope, wait it's all four of them. I'm thinking specifically of the end of Threads where it looks like Sam and Jack finally go fishing together and she says "we should have done this ages ago" which would be a sweet romantic note to end it on... and then the camera changes angles and Daniel and Teal'c are literally pulling up their chairs.

There's also Lost City where Sam goes over to Jack's house to try and confess her feelings, and then knock knock once again there's Daniel and Teal'c at the door. Cockblocks of all time? No. Extra cocks of all time.

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[cosmonautroger]

good morning, armadillo

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[rosieethor]

being a writer is wild cause you'll get a crushing professional rejection and then five minutes later someone on AO3 with a username like destieltrashfire will tell you your work is holding their mental health together singlehandedly and you just gotta roll with that whiplash

[ekjohnston]

Ngl, sometimes AO3 is all that gets me through.

[boyfenious4boygenius]

uhm so I wanted to participate in the spinoff comics from @justcakethanks !! Sorry if it’s not the greatest, I used my thumbs and a dream 😭 I absolutely adore these three they’re so goofy

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[depsidase]

[goodieprocter]

A direct sequel to this by @ohwait-shesinspace

The Bird belongs to @justcakethanks and the fabulous eridian welcoming committee, of course

[devon-the-fool]

Humans are space orcs idea ive been tossing around in my head, but what if aliens were creeped out by human hands the way humans are creeped out by arachnid legs?

Like, we have absurdly dexterous and nimble fingers, theyre a big reason why we were able to forage more food, make better tools, and advance as a species. Theyre a vital part of how we interact with the world and each other.

But what if aliens saw us typing something or tying shoelaces even and were immediately put off by how these appendages move? Too fast, too disjointed, and each finger can do its own thing? It just strikes them as wrong, unnatural movement the same way we look at arachnids moving and have a visceral reaction to it. (I know not everyone is freaked by how arachnids move, even im not usually upset by it. But sometimes ill see one run and it just.... ugh)

Imagining alien horror movies about humans, and it becomes a trope that the human plays piano or something similar and the shots just focus in on the humans fingers gliding across the keys.

Imagine human diplomats having to wear mittens or something similar to cover their hands when first meeting new species to avoid disturbing or scaring them.

[hrmnrmpfh]

So you know how human vision is motion activated but hacked via their eyeballs constantly vibrating so they can still see things that aren’t moving

Humans are space orcs idea where other aliens don’t do that so looking at human eyes constantly shaking is real unsettling. Theres a lot of fun to be had about the intensity of eye contact, the almost hypnotic effects of their gaze, the difficulty in ambushing them, ect.

This also mean that The Polar Express, being uncanny to most humans because the eyes aren’t animated with micro-movements, is one of the few human films that can be aired on other planets without a content warning