The Chronicles of Eskimo Jonez

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."

[eskimojonez]

Put him in the spin cycle. #WhatsGushi? #KenGushi #FormulaDrift

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The grass is always greener in new kicks. #WDYWT #Flamingo #NikeSB #Dunks

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Best pastrami in the world. #ThatsAll @katzsdeli

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Wedding Season approachin'

[eskimojonez]

California weeds.

[eskimojonez]

This is a World Premiere @slumlordmovie #Slumlord #FantasiaFilmFestival #Montreal #WorldPremiere

[eskimojonez]

This weekend was on point thanks to @cookiestoafatchick #RaggedPoint #BigSur

[eskimojonez]

Shootin down your hopes and dreams from long distance. #WorldChampions #Warriors #StillReppin

[eskimojonez]

To the victor go the spoils. #WorldChampions #Warriors #Waikiki

[eskimojonez]

Is this real life? #mood #Warriors

[eskimojonez]

Incredibly happy for and proud of my beautiful girlfriend for #graduating from #UCLA today. #FuqDaSchoolz

[eskimojonez]

THANK YOU BASED GOD #mood #squad #Warriors #GoldenStateOfMind #ForTheWin

[eskimojonez]

#mood #GoldenStateOfMind #Warriors #StephenCurry #KlayThompson #SplashBros #StrengthInNumbers #WCF #MVP #GoDubs #OC

[eskimojonez]

We went there. #Warriors #Sweep #NewOrleans #StephenCurry #MVP #Game4 #RoadWarriors #StrengthInNumbers #DubNation

[eskimojonez]

We went there. #Warriors #Sweep #NewOrleans #StephenCurry #MVP #Game4 #RoadWarriors #StrengthInNumbers #DubNation

[eskimojonez]

We went there. #Warriors #Sweep #NewOrleans #StephenCurry #MVP #Game4 #ForTheWin #StrengthInNumbers #DubNation

[eskimojonez]

leeeeggoo. #mood #Warriors #Playoffs #SpeightsCadet