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nox • 21 book sideblog

[you-had-me-at-hallow]

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

[jamiesshelves]

Canon

[themiscyra1983]

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

[worlds-of-ink-and-paper]

the kids would love him.

[bluefirecas]

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

[hexcoderose]

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

[elfwreck]

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”

[hamelin-born]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

This is so wholesome. 

Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.

[mintchocolatechimp]

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[tomascrescent]

I’M CHOKING

[nymria]

those pesky Baudelaires

[tarmairons]

Esme, denting three separate cars trying to exit a driveway: why is everyone except me so bad at driving

esmé, explaining herself to the cop that pulled her over: i was driving perfectly but all these other cars kept getting in my way

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[sparkitors]

Classic lit + Onion-style headlines = the mashup you never knew you always wanted. Click here to see all 14!

brought to you by our resident genius, @roonil-freakin-wazlib

[chaoticgouda]

I know absolutely nothing about the umbrella academy so whenever I see a post about Klaus doing something badass I’m like “Oh man that Baudelaire kid went Off The Fucking Shits”

[tem-pissed-in-a-t-pot]

thANK YOU

[lollytea]

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

[thesixthstar]

readers: what time and place is this set in? Daniel Handler: Yes.

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

ASOUE + Text Posts (3/?)

[adrianhorihoro]

A bunch of concierges acting as flaneurs. #ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents season 3 was all I’ve waited for all this years.. The water cicle could be fulfilled with the amount of tears I cried. Adrian Horihoro

[closet-keys]

when Count Olaf addressed the room of witnesses in court– made up of every adult who failed the Baudelaire orphans– and told them that their continued negligence of children in their care, their unwillingness to listen to or believe the children crying out for help, and their direct enabling of Olaf’s stalking and abuse, made them just as worthy of condemnation as Olaf himself 

[id: The Onion headline reading “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point”]

[mysticolosa]

[theunvanquishedzims]

Hermione smugly presenting the findings of the international symposium that declared Pluto not a planet as final proof that astrology is made up.

But it turns out that’s what’s been throwing off everyone’s readings so a lot of divination quickly starts becoming more refined and accurate when they take that into account.

Hermione is hailed as a divination savant and that’s what she’s most known in the history books for.

[manicpixieshitpost]

this is some Arthur Conan Doyle shit

[mirtocomune]

You must have thousands of questions, Baudelaires. 

[peaceofseoul]

When in doubt, go to the library!

[moonysfrexckles]

This is STUNNING

[esmesqaulor]

Brett had the best hair designs for the characters imo

[aliceinthinkland]

That’s it that’s the whole series