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Ess • They/Them • AuDHD • Ace 🏳️‍🌈 Getting through life thanks to sarcasm, dark humour, and far too much tea!

[essence-stealer]

Essence Stealer's Masterlist

A collection of all my stories, drabbles, one-shots, and everything in-between; all in one easy to find place! 📚

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Q (STAR TREK)

🌌 Dress Rehearsal - Q/Jean-Luc Picard - One Shot

🌌 Rollin' Home - Q/Jean-Luc Picard - One Shot

🌌 These Aren't My Colours - Multiple Chapters

🌌 You Light The Skies Up Above Me - Q/Jean-Luc Picard - One Shot - NSFW

🌌 Please Forgive Me, I Know Not What I Do - Q/Jean-Luc Picard - One Shot - NSFW

🌌 Bribes Will Get You Everywhere - Q/Reader - One Shot - NSFW

🌌 When I Lose Myself I Think Of You - Q/Jean-Luc Picard - One Shot

🌌 See You Out There - Q/Jean-Luc Picard - Part One: A Little Time Together Series

🌌 I'll Be Waiting - Q/Jean-Luc Picard - Part Two: A Little Time Together Series

🌌 All Bids Are Final - One Shot

🌌 Q2 The Rescue - One Shot

🌌 A Quiet Moment - One Shot

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LOKI (MCU)

🐍 Cat Got Your Tongue? - Loki/Reader - One Shot

[maryoliveoil]

And it’s quite charming ngl

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

What doesn’t get talked about enough is that, all those 40-something years, Rocky had all the supplies he needed to go back home. He had the fuel, he had the food. But he didn’t. He tried and tried and tried. He kept going. He took measurements, gathered data, built new Astrophage samplers but could never get it right. He maintained the Blip-A, a ship that was built in a hurry and just kept breaking, for over FORTY YEARS. When Grace found him, Rocky wasn’t just sitting idle in orbit. He was still working, still trying, he hadn’t given up. He was tracking the stars, probably to watch for a potential second mission from Erid, when he spotted the Hail Mary in reverse-thrust. Rocky calls Grace brave. Truly, Grace is. But I’d compare Rocky more to Stratt. How much of yourself would you be willing to sacrifice to save your planet? Rocky was willing to stay at Tau Ceti for the rest of his life until he either found a solution, or died.

[chernozemm]

I think there's a great chance the existence mirrors/reflective surfaces silently fucks Rocky up.

Like, Grace is in the bathroom, shaving, the curtain pulled to the side and suddenly he stops and says "stop touching my stuff". Rocky, frozen, somewhere behind him, can't fathom how Grace sensed that. He was so quiet. The razor is so loud. Grace's still facing away from him. What the fuck.

Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!

[chernozemm]

#i wonder if he'd be equally alarmed by shadows

@neonthebright oh my god you're onto something

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[cryptidjeepers]

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

[kyoshi-lesbians]

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

[kyoshi-lesbians]

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

[kyoshi-lesbians]

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

[edgar-allan-possum]

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

[library-graffiti]

Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:

[clearascountryair]

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[terriwriting]

Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”

Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”

[alexseanchai]

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

[uberguber89]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

[squimp]

murderbot so funny. as a piece of media it's like giving a dog a pill wrapped in bacon and the dog is your typical sci fi bro and the bacon is "badass rogue killer robot scififuture whoaoaa and heads explode and its sick and twisted and awesome" and the pill is like. Bodily autonomy and the right to choose. Anticapitalism. Nonbinary bullshit left right and center. Queerness and polyamory abound.

[clacy2812]

Lemme see your face - Part 1/3

Next

[maggotsandcream]

Something I do find lovely about the first 4 Murderbot Diaries books (can’t yet speak on all of them) is:

Murderbot chronically finding new scientists/travellers to claim as “clients” (whether paid or not) like one of those sheepless herding dogs that goes around finding sheep (or anything else they can herd like a flock of sheep). Like it clearly has a protect humans instinct and a desperate need for enrichment.

Given its general lack of self awareness and unreliable narrator status, there’s no way in hell Murderbot is aware it’s doing this.

[pingouin-terry]

the best of british politics rn...

all of these are good even without context but for the non brits half of these are directly taking the mick out of recent events its SO GOOD

[rusababy]

sex ed needs to mention aromanticism and asexuality in depth or else it sucks as sex ed

[rusababy]

no one off mentions. i mean IN DEPTH. discuss amatonormativity, compulsory sexuality, non romantic and non sexual intimacy, love being morally neutral

[rusababy]

stop giving kids sex and romance as their only possible way to be social and intimate as well as assuming they all want and prioritize only that, these babies are too lonely for that

[malice-kingdom]

I somehow just realized Vulcan and Erid share the same sun.

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[mystifiedstars]

i actually think these two would have the biggest chance against doom bc no matter how many times he kills them they're gonna just keep coming back. they can annoy him to death

[iguanamouth]

forbidden knowledge

[coldfruit123]

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

[iguanamouth]

Yes Here Are All The Frames

[pibblepunk-deactivated20200219]

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

[waterbottoe]

How dare you hide this in the notes

[awlwren]

[id: gif of a horse transforming into a dragon and back as someone moves a slider between the two options.]/end id.

[id: the individual panels, showing the horse transform into the dragon and then another horse coming out of the dragon’s mouth and the dragon’s skin being shed like a hood. The second half was definitely not in the first gif.]/end id.

[id: @rebel13lion39 replies: “Don’t look a gif horse in the mouth”]/end id.