Pocket Sand?

Peaked in kindergarten•middle name's "Livin' on the edge {cautiously}"•Lighthouses rule•

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

[everythingfox]

On the job

[clementiens]

[sudorm-rfslash]

Police vs law enforcement

[synebluetoo]

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

[synebluetoo]

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

[invisiblegenzer]

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[mageless]

*accidentally spills their water on the button and pressed it while trying to clean up*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[jack-the-lion]

So many little friends!

[hexedbug]

scp experiment log

[cumbrane]

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[gayvampyr]

[bisexualwario]

[funnytwittertweets]

[nflstreet]

[thedankmemes]

[johnnyblaze64-deactivated202306]

[monsterintheballroom]

[terroristiraqi1-deactivated2023]

oi don't kare of monday's blue,, chewsday's grey and wensday too,,, thusday oi dawnt care about you it's friday oiminluv,,

[ageofgeek]

the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

[dankmemeuniversity]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[fiendir]