This is my Biography. One day at a time.

I'm Sarah.. if you want to get a feel for who i am and what i like, just keep scrolling!

[bestoftswift]

[comparativelysuperlative]

I never leave the house without my collection of magic items: KEYS—allow walking through walls at predefined locations.

GLASSES— remove one disability.

WALLET—can be converted into practically anything, up to a finite total monetary value.

PANTS—vastly decrease risk of getting arrested.

[hybridzizi]

SHOES–allow walking over surfaces which are too hot or rough.

[somethingsomethinginsertthought]

BOOK-allows temporary travel to alternate reality

[hybridzizi]

PURSE–increases the number of items that can be carried at once.

[pistachi0n-deactivated20170826]

COAT-allow survival at below freezing temperatures.

[littleblueartist]

COFFEE- gives temporary stamina and perception increase

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree

[himsdaily]

[1-800-garbage]

NEED ME A FREAK LIKE THIS

[fuckinglovebrit]

[champagnemanagement]

[essmack]

DANNY DORITO

[ginger-in-the-kitchen]

Artichoke Spinach Quiche Pizza - Artichoke Spinach Quiche Pizza

[klutziemel3]

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[cravefoodie]

[wycombewiggins]

My girlfriend had a bad day. This is how she’s coping.

[veryfunnymemes]

[shopjeen]

[gif87a-com]

Daisy Ridley practicing with a light saber.

[universal-invariants]

[essmack]

the binge eating struggle is real. shits so accurate!

[whenmoments]

When you swore to yourself you'd never talk to him again and then he text you "wyd" and you respond in 2.5 seconds

[weloveshortvideos]

[aestheticacadema]