Jizzie McGuire

Este Arielle Haim.  Bass face. 1/4 of Haim. iminthebang.com [fake/roleplay blog]

[essstearielle]

UNFOLLOW

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[essstearielle]

I love stand up comics, but sometimes they try way too hard and I get second hand embarrassment.

[the-fifth-juan]

Is this a stab at me for when I try to perform my stand-up routines in front of you?

[essstearielle]

Is that what you call them? I thought that was just our sex life.

[essstearielle]

I love stand up comics, but sometimes they try way too hard and I get second hand embarrassment.

[essstearielle]

The narrators of these shows. "This crime scene was unlike any other they had come across....hamburger buns were scattered across the scene" [cue dramatic music]

[hannibalsnowdon]

i’m too hot (milk)

[essstearielle]

FUCK

[essstearielle]

NOW THEY DRUG THE MURDER TO FACEBOOK. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN.

[the-fifth-juan]

Yes, let’s spam the dash to get back at someone else who doesn’t give a shit. That’ll show them.

[essstearielle]

Ur such a rebel, John.

[essstearielle]

skrillexdaddy at least I put my health as a priority?

[essstearielle]

Really......you killed someone because of MySpace....

[atredlobsters-blog]

anyways whats your favorite playlist on 8tracks

[essstearielle]

I used 8 tracks once and it just frustrated me. I still have anger issues over Pandora.

[essstearielle]

@tylerpenguin oh no /: scrolling past it amongst the other stuff is just so hard. /:

[the-fifth-juan]

Let’s find things to bitch about because I don’t have anything else to do.

[essstearielle]

Let's bitch about your dick. That's always a fun game.

[essstearielle]

Sorry I like posting my husband, my bad. Let me clear every post with you before putting it.

[the-fifth-juan]

She’s my groupie.

[essstearielle]

FUCK YOU, YOU WISH, LIMP DICK.

[essstearielle]

the-fifth-juan you act surprised.

[green-baron]

why is john ocallaghan all over my dashboard

[essstearielle]

Reasons.

[green-baron]

get him off of my dashboard

[essstearielle]

Hmmm....nah.