The Amazing @estabandallyjr08 - Tumblr Blog

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

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This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

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Chillin’ on the Bridge

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This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

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There is no way this is a porno

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This is the best porno there has ever been.

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The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

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I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

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✨The little garden✨ Here I was inspired by our walks in Spain, among houses separated by narrow stone alleys and mysterious staircases, where we encountered little cute cats and discovered tiny hidden and beautiful gardens. Tools: colored pencils on watercolor paper (hot pressed)