Dirk Bolero

This blog is full of swear words. Yell at me if you need me to tag anything else.

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[renstrapp]

I'm so scared it's like five nights freddy here

[indolentjellyfish]

tiny glass aphid

[nitrobishop]

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set

BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A2

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[jame7t]

bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?

[monkeymage]

Covering blowhole

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[neilaglet]

[fernsnailz]

my seal drawing

[violentoffender]

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[mortalityplays]

what do you mean there's a larval toy story where kermit the frog fears death. what do you mean it's beat for beat the same movie except buzz lightyear is Meteora Queen of the Asteroids. hurls my research off my desk and smashes the lamp

[mortalityplays]

what do you MEAN it was sponsored by instant macaroni

[bowelfly]

I've received a handful of commissions to draw people's pets and monks but this is definitely my favorite one so far

(blue death feigning beetles)

[bowelfly]

[b0tster]

I'm surprised I was able to get this far into the 2020's without needing to ask for mutual aid but here we are 💔

Local dentist saw a shadow on an x-ray for an unrelated visit and found bacteria eating away at my tooth and skull thats been happening for years. It hasn't been spotted until now because I wasn't showing any of the associated symptoms.

I need multiple surgeries to get the remains of the front tooth broken into pieces and removed, the bacteria scrubbed off, a bone graft applied to my skull, an implant installed and of course a new crown manufactured and screwed in.

They urged me to do it as soon as possible or else it will get worse.

If u could please donate / share ill be endlessly grateful ❤️

Donate to Help Lilith with her severe dental infection, organized by Lilith Walther

Hey all, you might know me by my work online :) I'll get straigh… Lilith Walther needs your support for Help Lilith with her sever

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[nonbinary-bosmer]

These were too good to let stay hidden in the notes

[lovesthesmarty]

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

[ralfmaximus]

Number Three is ready to kill

[quendergeer]

these appear to be muzzle loading carbines, which means a single firing rank like this is a very inefficient means of laying down fire. depending on the terrain, and opposing force of ballerinas would need only limited cover to survive one volley before rushing the reloading enemy