Dirk Bolero

This blog is full of swear words. Yell at me if you need me to tag anything else.

[beesmygod]

commissions i did for a good friend!!! these were a really fun challenge and you can tell i hit my stride in the second one

[beesmygod]

one more repost

[drempen]

Had all his fingies out for No Reason

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨

[columboscreens]

[liquidstar]

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[tredlocity]

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[renstrapp]

I'm so scared it's like five nights freddy here

[indolentjellyfish]

tiny glass aphid

[nitrobishop]

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set

BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A2

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[jame7t]

bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?

[monkeymage]

Covering blowhole

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[neilaglet]