Dirk Bolero

This blog is full of swear words. Yell at me if you need me to tag anything else.

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[tredlocity]

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[renstrapp]

I'm so scared it's like five nights freddy here

[indolentjellyfish]

tiny glass aphid

[nitrobishop]

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set

BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A2

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[jame7t]

bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?

[monkeymage]

Covering blowhole

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[neilaglet]

[fernsnailz]

my seal drawing

[violentoffender]

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[mortalityplays]

what do you mean there's a larval toy story where kermit the frog fears death. what do you mean it's beat for beat the same movie except buzz lightyear is Meteora Queen of the Asteroids. hurls my research off my desk and smashes the lamp

[mortalityplays]

what do you MEAN it was sponsored by instant macaroni

[bowelfly]

I've received a handful of commissions to draw people's pets and monks but this is definitely my favorite one so far

(blue death feigning beetles)

[bowelfly]