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Chopped Drinking Game

Learn how to cook, get schwasted.

Chris Santos: “I didn’t get any [whatever thing everyone else got].” Alex Guarnaschelli: “I love how bracingly acidic this is. That said, I hate it.” Aaron Sanchez: “I need to correct you bro; [Mole, salsa, other thing said with over-exaggerated awesome Spanish accent] is not [chocolate sauce, tomato sauce, other thing it isn’t].” Amanda Freitag: “It’s lovely, but I just wish it were sweeter. It’s very subtle.” Marc Murphy: “This is not an appropriate size for a/n [appetizer, main, dessert].” Geoffrey Zakarian: “Too spicy.” Scott Conant: “Too raw onion-y.” Marcus Samuelsson: “[Something, most likely meat] was not cooked properly.” Maneet Chauhan: “It’s just so [amazing, wonderful, positive sentiment] how different all these chefs are!” Hammered. Every time.