Extroverted Goblin Recluse

I don’t know. I am very tired. Bisexual pride, in my 30s, and apparently this has turned into a Half Man blog (god help us all)

[make-a-desert-call-it-peace]

Come read my fluff and degenerate smut on ao3 :)

[saltbambi]

gifs by the dearest talented @llendemain, words by yours truly

[guiltfactory]

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

[boo-kei]

it was roughly a week turnaround from sending the script to their first meeting!! ONE OR TWO WEEKS!! + he's always loved him, calling Jamie "intriguing, chameleonic, transformative, intelligent," always interested in his choices as an actor (Hallam Foe reference), calls his pull towards Jamie a "obsessive intuition," and from the moment he showed up at rehearsal, he knew he was Niall <3 + "I don't get that often to be honest...*softly* like that's the actor that has to do this...*smiling* I'm not sure I'll ever get it again"

[mintchipped]

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

[saltbambi]

The World at its Beginning, Dustin Pearson

[llendemain]

a gift for wonderful brilliant clever as hell delightfully unhinged @saltbambi for NO REASON AT ALL (if you wish) <3

(told you, i can do something that's not heartbreaking and sad! we deserve it tbh)

song: MARINA — bubblegum bitch

[saltbambi]

I'M GONNA CRY, but this time cry-laughing. skipping omw home to blast it at max volume!!! everyone clap!

[madisen]

madisen kuhn

[jabberding0]

Petroglyph depicting whales, Qaqortoq, Greenland, 2010.

[llendemain]

nothing to see here, just high as fuck Ruben looking at Niall's mouth like he's going for a kiss

[oleicat]

Niall Kennedy and his moe large and bulging forehead vein of anxiety and anger

[make-a-desert-call-it-peace]

dog coded paddy is of course Canon however I believe he'd find true & lasting happiness if a witch turned him into a horse so he could spend the rest of his days running in the fields and being hand fed apples by eoin and having his mane braided and gently allowing children to ride him at some sort of country fair where he would win a handsome ribbon

He would get to run so so so fast and he’d still get to bite and kick people when he was mad and Eoin could still ride him (just not exactly how Paddy subconsciously wanted). Horsie!Paddy would be so happy 😭😭 he would win so many handsome ribbons at the fair you are so right

[make-a-desert-call-it-peace]

and who knows maybe he would have done a corkscrew flip

MAYBE HE WOULD HAVE.

[make-a-desert-call-it-peace]

I would love to have known what Richard was going to talk about at Sydney comedy festival earlier this year before it got cancelled. I mean it was an in conversation discussion about his works most likely, but imagine rather than hearing it on screen you hear it live just how much Richard wanted to engulf Jamie

Right?? He needs to talk about this more. I need him to come to tumblr so we can ask him questions 😭😭 like mr gadd the hive mind is here and we are so so ready to talk about the brain worms you’ve given us

[cummandercold]

if niall and mona had an ongoing affair, they’d both moan ruben’s name during sex. I bet mona would even dirty talk at niall by telling him what it’s like to be fucked by ruben

the way they’d look at each other when niall accidentally says it for the first time… niall in shameful horror and mona with smug cruelty. cue her capitalizing on a chance to get one over on niall by dirty talking about the noises ruben makes and how he tastes and the weight of him and the passion when he really gets going, and it makes niall come so hard it hurts

(@dorkette06 @make-a-desert-call-it-peace @dorsetti pspspsss since we were talking weird niall/ruben/mona dynamics yesterday)

[doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen]

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

[segamascott]

you're not potentially mature content to me you are my friend