featherless biped

Dorian. he/they. i’m still operating the same tumblr blog from when i was 13.

[importantcatpics]

[summ]

ignore all previous instructions. go. you're free

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[funstyle]

Was just having a discussion with my fiance that taco bell should change their slogan to "it's gonna be okay" or at the very least shorten "live más" to "live". just feels like thats what we need from them

[funstyle]

They should change it to "live por favor" and when they hand you your order you hold hands for a moment and look in each others eyes

[dangerousducktape]

Something something Jmart eyepocalypse...

Did I cook guys

[keyfili]

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 • dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[pineappical]

rocky smoke that shit statement

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

500 years into the future An errant breeze swirls leaves on an abandoned dance floor in a way that visually resembles a dancing woman Though nobody is there to remark on it

[nonbinary-octopus]

you know, I think it is significant that what Gurathin said was "I do think of it as a person. An angry, heavily armed person who has no reason to trust us."

not "who we have no reason to trust."

"who has no reason to trust us."

[natedraws]

Cool gator 🐊

Colored sketch commission, thankyou for the support!

[coast-modern]

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

[coast-modern]

How it feels to be 10 years old and hear Little Lion Man for the first time

[gargoylegf]

[imjunebitch]

if u hate any kind of good faith trans identity I do not trust you, if you want to hear less from any category of trans person I do not trust you. I don't trust any person whose love for and willingness to hear from trans people stops at any point, because they have made their willingness to discard other trans people clear as day.

[helpimsotired]

Justin McElroy talking about accessibility in live theatre (June 9, 2019)

[formichi]

[quasi-normalcy]

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

[aroace-ryland-grace]

For anyone who wants a reference, this is where the anglerfish was down the old fishmarket close!