a suspiciously pink faggot

Fanfi / casi 30 / Chile / visual artist & cartoonist "Una luz de estroboscopio regulada en el período apropiado puede aparentar congelar el movimiento cíclico." contact info: [email protected]

[taylor-titmouse]

SICKOS SELECTION 4: ONE WEEK LEFT!

well more like 6 days but i was BUSY yesterday okay i went to a ZOO and i saw BEARS.

for those of you not in the know, sickos selection is a big bundle sale i participate in with several of my Very Very Talented adult artist friends. we're offering you 25 works of primo pornography at a STEAL of a price ($25). i'm offering The Masson Circle, my collection of 1970s queer crime thriller romances--the lovebirds above are mathieu and jean from Laurels, the first story I ever wrote featuring a trans masc lead. the book features three stories (plus three more bonus stories) and is nearly 70k words. you are getting it for a dollar if you get it in this bundle!

but you're also getting all of this!

that's so much good stuff!!! don't wait until the last minute, we've got STRETCH GOALS to reach!! GET IN ON IT NOW!

[ramlightly]

ITS THE LAST WEEK OF SICKO SELECTION!

Now's the time to check out this amazing bundle of your favorite artists! 400 pages of comics, 500 pages of art, and 100,000 words all for the low price of $25!!

If you're at all interested in my short comic, No Peeking, it is included in this bundle!

[wormvermin]

It’s Sickos Selection season again!

Have YOU 🫵 got yourself a copy of our latest and most esteemed pervert collection?

If you’ve picked up our previous bundles, you know that Sickos Selection features the best in the indie erotica biz—comics, prose, art collections, and more!

This time, we’ve got 400 PAGES of comics, 500 PAGES of art, and 100,000 WORDS of fiction from 25 ARTISTS—all for $25!

If you’ve been wanting to explore some new erotica, that’s just $1 each for a taste of 25 of us. It’s kind of a crazy deal.

For most of us, this bundle has proved our most reliable and substantial source of income from the erotic works, which we put so much time and passion into.

🩷

I’ve personally included my most recent knight/centaur erotica comic, A Diversion at the Inn. If you like seeing men bully each other and suck each other off, you’ll probably enjoy it!

Sickos #4 only lasts until June 6, so don’t miss out!

Throw your local perverts a dollar so we can all justify making more beautiful pornography for you forever and ever :•)

Buy it here:

✷ SICKOS SELECTION ✷

[blorblegoop]

hi!! floralith.xyz — who i am, what this is, and everything in between 💜

hey everyone. blorblegoop (he/they) here (you might also know me as PotentialAd943 on Reddit, or luminesc1ence on Discord). i've been lurking and watching all the posts and comments referencing my little site, and i figured it was finally time to actually show up and say something

who am i?

i'm a 20 year old computer science student. i made floralith because i was genuinely tired of every emulation download site being an absolute nightmare! ads everywhere, sketchy redirects, missing files, broken steps, and download speeds that made me want to cry (i already have spotty internet!) - i wanted a simple and reputable place where someone could go, download the game and all needed files, and have a small guide on what to do with it!

some of you have been (rightfully) suspicous because my reddit account is new and my online presence is pretty sparse. that's fair! i use my account as a lurking account for things i'm interested in! i didn't want to tie this project to my personal accounts that have lots of private information about me. this tumblr is actually a little outside my comfort zone. hi.

is the site safe?

yes. i promise.

the site is hosted and maintained entirely by me. it sits behind Cloudflare (so your connection is protected), and every single download is gated behind a captcha to block bots and bad actors. i have personally scanned every file i'm hosting more times than i can count, and i will not update to newer versions of anything until i've done it again.

how do i know this? i verified it myself. see below.

the following picture is the analysis result from the floralith hosted NSP, using a reputable cleaner / scanner (NSC_Builder)

what am i looking at?

this is the scan result for the NSP hosted here. everything important passes, including decryption and file hashes, which means the data itself is intact. the only flag is in signature verification, where some parts aren’t fully verifiable and show as modified. this is common with repacked files (which this nsp is, as it was taken from the eShop and made into an nsp) but still something to be aware of. overall it looks safe, just not perfectly clean.

the next picture is the scan results from an NSP I found online, scanned using the same tool:

same results, same hashes. both files scan mostly clean, and were also scanned using other tools, such as hactool.

regardless of these results:

IF YOU THINK YOU WERE COMPROMISED

stop using the file immediately. run a full malware scan (either windows full scan or malwarebytes deep scan) and message me on discord (@/luminesc1ence) with what happened, what you downloaded, and what flagged it.

why is the site slow?

it can happen for a multitude of reasons! (no, you aren't being hacked if it's going slow). the main reason currently, is that this site has attracted WAY more traffic than i thought it would, and the server is getting hammered! bandwidth is expensive, so i'm working on a fix that improves download speed for all and improves cost for me in the long run. *in the time the site has been up, it has used almost 10TB worth of bandwidth!! insane!!*

if the site has helped you and you want to support it, there's a "buy me a coffee" link at the top of the page. it goes directly back into keeping this website alive! that being said, i will always keep this site ad free and paywall free until i am unable to keep it up at all. i made it for other nerds like me who wanna make silly miis.

what's next for floralith?

i have a much larger collection of clean, personally scanned nsps taht i've been building up for my own use for a while. the plan is to expand the site into something with more games, better organization, and a smoother experience overall. each game will have dedicated instructions for that game, with different guides for different emulators. but that's in the future.

common questions!

"does it work on mobile/android/phone?" - switch emulation needs some decent umpf to work properly, the most portable you can realistically get right now is a steamdeck or some other form of handheld (rog ally, etc).

"the game keeps crashing on startup" - usually a firmware issue. try reinstalling the firmware zip using "install (.xci or .zip)" NOT "install folder". if that doesn't help, try firmware 21.0.0. if it still crashes, your CPU might have enough cores, try looking into PPTC settings.

"ryujinx is slow / graphics are weird" - try switching between vulkan and opengl in graphics settings. for older nvidia cards, opengl usually works better.

"no application found in selected file" - easy fix! the best way to solve this is to make a dedicated folder to put your nsps, and load them into ryujinx from there.

in ryujinx, click on settings, on the general page, there will be a box on the right that says game directories. click on the add button, navigate to the folder with your nsp in it, and click select folder. your game should appear on the main menu!

tl;dr:

i'm a real person, i'm not trying to scam you, i'm a cs student and a geek at heart. i built floralith beause i wanted something better to exist for this game. i had no idea it would become this big. thank you all so much for using my site, and being patient with the growing paints. it means so much to me that i can help so many people.

if you need to download ltd, you know where to find it: https://floralith.xyz/

find me here (occasionally), or on discord @/luminesc1ence if you need help. 💜

— blorblegoop

[sonicfrontiers]

do you want to play tomodachi life but don't have a switch, $60, or just don't want to pay nintendo $60?

here's an all-in-one site where you can download everything you need to emulate it!

Floralith beta — downloads and setup.

also, with an emulator, you can directly screenshot and record your game, and even mod it! add custom hair parts! import photos directly! remove region locks! emulate it!!

edit: the creator of the site, @blorblegoop, has created their own post about it, explaining who they are, addressing security concerns, and helping out with some common problems from the notes! please see their post if you have any further questions :)

everything?

everything! this site will walk you through downloading the ryujinx switch emulator, the firmware and keys needed, and the nsp game file for tomodachi life ltd.

is this safe?

the files are all directly downloaded from this site, so there's no third party to worry about. i didn't make this site - it was created by @blorblegoop , who recently contacted me with this post on their blog addressing security concerns. they scan all the files themself before hosting. i scanned my own pc after downloading as well, and it all came up clean! but it’s good to be aware of pc safety, especially when pirating. it can’t hurt to do your own scan to be sure!

how much pc knowledge do i need for this?

you should know how to download files, how to make and manage folders in file explorer, and how to navigate a program's settings menu.

any settings i should change in ryujinx?

here's some i recommend checking before starting the game:

for tomodachi life specifically, make sure you set a timezone in settings! you can have it match your pc's time for simplicity.

there are ostensibly keyboard controls, but they're a little wonky to figure out. if you can, plugging in any controller should work just fine. just make sure to select it in ryujinx's input settings! (you should also still be able to use your mouse for things like drawing facepaint!)

graphics settings will be on a per-pc basis, depending on your pc's strength. it's worth it to experiment with them and see what gives you the best performance. ryujinx will explain what each setting does if you hover over it!

the game crashed?

that's very likely to happen! on first time loading a scene, the emulator can sometimes struggle. it happened to me the first time i opened the mii editor, and the first time i opened the news station. you should be able to relaunch and everything will be fine. if it's happening super frequently, though, you may need to adjust your graphics or cpu settings!

a sixth thing i didn't think of?

check out this post by the site’s creator, where they go into some common issues from the notes and provide some solutions!

if you still have issues, feel free to leave a reblog with comment or send me an ask! if you need more specific guidance, i'll be happy to help! i'm not an expert on emulation, but if nothing else, i can try to point you towards a reddit thread that is more competent than i am

i hope you have fun playing the game! i did not create this site, but i found the creator in a single reddit thread asking people to spread the word, so i figured i'd do what i can and make this post. if it works for you, please help out and spread the word even further, and support the original creator of floralith! thank you!!

[fluentisonus]

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

[cutewebgraphics]

[idolkilling]

I saw an “OC Red Flag Bingo” floating around but it was not toxic enough for my needs so I decided to make my own LMFAO Feel free to use, but please credit me and link back to the original! :D (And @ me if you’d like—I’d love to see how bad your OCs can be!)

Answers for my main six below:

[stlamb]

mao hamaguchi

[xanaxfarts]

Iron butterfly gates

[ontologicallyeviltortureprincess]

They're making a new type of HRT from moonlight reflected off of lakes and the dew on a spider's web and it turns you into a six-inch tall fairy. Yeah, you get very stretchy. It's all erogenous too.

[elliot-amy]

David Lynch and Sheryl Lee on the set of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)

[tpwrtrmnky]

It's interesting how high the miss rate is on internet users trying to determine whether a trans experience is Generic Trans or gender-specific.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Like being expected to conform to your assigned gender growing up and facing backlash if you don't is sort of The Trans Thing, but trans women will get told that they can't possibly understand that, and in fact simply uncritically absorbed their Male Socialization up to the point of transition. Which is transmisogyny.

[tpwrtrmnky]

here's a super relatable one that i'm sure all trans guys have totally experienced: when you're trying to get your gender affirmed but everyone around you insists they just use "girl" and "bitch" gender-neutrally. i'm basing this on a naive assumption that my experiences can simply be inverted.

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[francisforever2014]

how it feels to refer to men’s “pecs” as their tits

[droawsy]

"For a moment I was flying"

[omgthatdress]

fucking iconic