be alright

I know a lot about a little.

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laurenhtml:

Good job, you remembered that much about me, at least. I applaud you, Ney. I do in fact have a very weird and wild imagination, and are you really an alien expert? And I doubt you know everything, nice try.

I remember a lot of stuff, actually. I could give you a list but I won’t because you know how lazy I can be. I am an alien expert, they’re my friends, they’re nice-- aliens. I have a feeling you’re calling me dumb.

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fckholland:

“See? That was rude!”

“No, that was cute.”

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fckholland:

“I would say that’s rude, but in the end you’re just sharpening my skills.”

“It’s not rude, I’ll be having fun and you’ll be-- lost.”

[laurenhtml]

What if aliens actually did visit Earth during the Jurassic period, but found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought, “well, fuck this planet, we’re outta here”, and never bothered coming back? Like it totally makes sense, maybe, possibly, I don’t even know what makes sense anymore. Anyways, I’m Lauren, and I have no idea what’s going on half the time I’m awake.

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laurenhtml:

I’m not sure if you’re sober, but I know you are because I don’t think you drink. I’m just going to say you have a weird imagination and also tell you that aliens are always around, watching us and all that shit, trust me, I’m an alien expert, I know everything.

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fckholland:

“It’s alright, I don’t get every joke either! You probably get dirty jokes straight off the bat, but I don’t. Those take me quite a while to process.”

“I will make sure to tell you a bunch of dirty jokes and watch you get lost because I’m that nice.”

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fckholland:

“Well, sorry to disappoint, but I thought it was pretty funny. Do I? Thanks, then. I suppose I’m not the dullest bulb, but I’m also no Einstein.”

“It was funny, now that you had to explain everything, it was funny, I promise. Yes, you do. It’s impossible to be like Einstein, man, just be happy because you’re smart enough and I take 80 years to get a joke.”

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fckholland:

“No, you’re not dumb! It’s like, what makes a person perfect is often if they have a good personality, right? So if a number has a dazzling personality, then it’d be considered perfect.”

“Oh, I thought it was a dirty joke or something, I was expecting a dirty joke, I’m somehow disappointed but hey, I get it now. You’re smart, you seem like a smart person.”

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“One time my teacher asked me what makes a number perfect and I replied with ‘its dazzling personality’, and that’s the story of how I got kicked out of math class for a day.”

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fckholland:

“I don’t get it, I’m dumb, thank you and goodnight.”

[manuriosrph]

“I didn’t come all this way to sit around all day like a bum.  So, you’re going to either have to go out and do something with me or point me in the direction of someone more entertaining than yourself.”

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wthorxn:

“I’m not your fucking slave, Ni, you can go ahead and find yourself something entertaining to do. I just got here and I have no idea what I’m supposed to do. I will take a nap or something, that would be great.”

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aussiepenguin:

I know I am supposed to get my mind off of work here and focus on myself, but I have had this tune stuck in my head since I unpacked.

If you have it stuck in your head, then write about it and it doesn’t matter if you’re supposed to get your mind off of work. You can do it later, when you’re done writing about it, I don’t make any fucking sense, but hey.

[sanchez-s]

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Neymar Jr. and Davi Lucca

[reckless-tunes]

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"Now everybody’s got advice they just keep on givin’ Doesn’t mean too much to me Lot’s of people out to make-believe they’re livin’ Can’t decide who they should be”