b l u r r y f a c e

❝ just being a human being, i've realized that before every big problem you create for yourself, before every huge mess you have to clean up, there was a crucial moment where you could've just said no. ❞

[laurenhtml]

fckholland:

“Didn’t process a single thing you just said, but hey I’m Holland”

“I don’t even think I processed it myself, oops. Nice to finally meet you! I’m a massive fan.”

[laurenhtml]

etcneymar:

I’m not sure if you’re sober, but I know you are because I don’t think you drink. I’m just going to say you have a weird imagination and also tell you that aliens are always around, watching us and all that shit, trust me, I’m an alien expert, I know everything.

Good job, you remembered that much about me, at least. I applaud you, Ney. I do in fact have a very weird and wild imagination, and are you really an alien expert? And I doubt you know everything, nice try.

[laurenhtml]

What if aliens actually did visit Earth during the Jurassic period, but found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought, “well, fuck this planet, we’re outta here”, and never bothered coming back? Like it totally makes sense, maybe, possibly, I don’t even know what makes sense anymore. Anyways, I’m Lauren, and I have no idea what’s going on half the time I’m awake.

[laurenhtml]

aussiepenguin:

I know I am supposed to get my mind off of work here and focus on myself, but I have had this tune stuck in my head since I unpacked.

What tune is that, exactly?

[elnicc]