Antioch McNair, Severus Snape, Amycus Carrow, and Evan Rosier sitting out on their Care of Magical Creatures lesson. Taken by a fellow Slytherin who couldn’t motivate any of the boys to return to class, circa 1977.

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Antioch McNair, Severus Snape, Amycus Carrow, and Evan Rosier sitting out on their Care of Magical Creatures lesson. Taken by a fellow Slytherin who couldn’t motivate any of the boys to return to class, circa 1977.
“It’s just a bit of spilled alihotsy draught. Don’t be such a wuss. It doesn’t do that much.”
“I mean, it’s certainly better than being a loser.”
“And you think you’re not a loser? Just because you’re irritating and self aware? Guess I can take back the self aware part if that’s the case.”
“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
“If only it were that easy…this is just the beginning…don’t you realize that?”
“Yes it’s always nice.” The highlight of the otherwise dull Christmas holidays. A trip to London with Amycus, a tense Christmas day and the dinner party. “Oh good. No potions help?”
“Not this time. I must have forgotten the bits of chopped magnolia flowers. Head was already aching by the time I made it though, figures.” Evan considered himself fairly good at potions but it was nearly impossible to make one when your head was about to implode.
“i can’t breathe, i can’t –”
“That’s because you’re dying Mckinnon.”
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
“No I didn’t-Oh…you’re funny.”
“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
“I-I…I don’t know that I will be Alecto.”
“whose blood is that?”
“None of your business Storm.”
MALE DEATH EATERS. a mixture of the weak seeking protection, the ambitious seeking some shared glory, and the thuggish gravitating toward a leader who could show them more refined forms of cruelty. (insp.) (words.)
hurt meme.
“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
“i fucked up, why do you not care?”
“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
“i have no idea how to do cpr.”
“whose blood is that?”
“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
“don’t you dare fucking let go!”
“what the hell happened to you?”
“are they dead? did you kill them?”
“do you know what you’ve done?”
“you’re either with me or against me.”
“who the hell did this to you?”
“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…”
“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?”
“when was the last time you ate?”
“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!”
“i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”
“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“
“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.”
“are you… throwing up in there?”
“why aren’t you eating?”
“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.”
“i can’t breathe, i can’t –”
“i woke up, & you were gone.”
“just tell me something, was it really worth it?”
“it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”
Hit on my muse
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
“You know, there is some truth to the old adage of asking nicely, the whole you catch more bees with honey thing. But I would like to see you try to hex me Rosier, it’d be entertaining. You have the power to shut your own mouth, that’d end the conversation as well.”
“Oh? Dorcas Meadowes is teaching me about being nice? Last I checked you were the least nice of everyone in your house....Guess that’s what happens when you have a broomstick stuck up your arse....I’m not ending the conversation now. It’s just getting good. Plus I gave you that option already and you didn’t take it.”
“Mostly” she repeated
“See, the mostly is what makes the joke far less funny.”
Evan Rosier Moodboard 1/? - General
Piss off my muse. Do it.
Evan Rosier claiming the mysterious big yellow piece of junk as his.
Taken by Andromeda Black