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EVE the Evoker

@bradley-2 asked: I must ask, when Eve was younger how did she interact with Polly, Vinny and Johnny when she was at Illlager boot Camp? And what was it like when she got her magic?

Back in the boot camp, long ago, when they were all just kids:

Eve got along with them pretty well! She was the ‘cooler smarter older sibling’ type, always at a bit of a distance. A cool distance.

Then, she passed the magic aptitude test, and got put into Evoker training. Even though it elevated her status, the distance between her and the others grew. Nevertheless, she was pretty excited, her iron pocket knives instead became magical blades. Some of the training was still at the camp, so she even got to keep in touch for a bit.

But eventually, she was taken to the Mansion to be trained by the Elders, including Walda. Evokers are to be perfect, and show no weakness.

She passed her training, and so did the trio.

Johnny became a Vindicator straight away, and was stationed in the Mansion. Later, Vinny got promoted too and moved in.

Now it was just up to Polly to get promoted too, and then they could all properly reunite and live in the safety of the Mansion. They all believed- just play the game we all play, and you’ll be rewarded, see? But it would never be the same.

Evoker duty comes first, and Walda had Eve sent off to help rule a neighbouring Mansion, far away. Some suspected Eve to be there on behalf of Walda to spread her influence, and Eve hates this rumour. She didn’t play this game just to be in Walda’s shadow.

Minecraft: My World AU - Nether Arc Part 19

#mc:mw

signanothername

“Maybe you do trust Red, thinking they’re coming to save you?”

For someone who thinks they’re clever, Green sure died the stupidest way possible, bitch really sealed their fate cause they decided to act recklessly instead of using their brain like they did up to that point

Ego ego and what it does

This is the comic I said would be based on Green’s convo with Purple during Ep10, Green almost looked to me like they wanted to convince Purple of..whatever it is they planned in their head, they definitely seemed to focus on Purple’s and Red’s relationship

Now what their plan with Purple was? I’m not quite sure, maybe they wanted Purple to give it all up and stop resisting their inevitable death, break their spirit and mind before killing them, or maybe they wanted Purple to to side with them against Red as one last sadistic act, I think you can tell I like to think it’s a bit of both based on this comic

#among us #among us spoilers

guiltfactory

"why does this monster keep coming back to terrorize me?" because you fed it when it was small!!!

aleshakills

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

aleshakills

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

wertfi-penguin

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

geekyhistoriansunite

prawnlegs

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

prawnlegs

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

viralfrog

chongoblog

Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny

chongoblog

abandoned-quiche

also when you opened it you had to agree to the end user license agreement, which just said "YOU WILL ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS FROM NOW ON." and when people on twitter told him their antivirus was flagging it as a threat, he posted a "fix" that was just a screenshot of the windows defender popup with the "run anyway" button circled

tobyfoxmademeascaly

#it's like taking candy from an unmarked white van#and the candy is wrapped in tinfoil and printer paper and the ingredients list just says ''dude trust me''#but you know that guy is a chocolatier and made the best damn truffles you ever tasted so you take the free van candy anyway#and it turns out that it is pretty good candy that this guy was just giving out for free (from yardsards)

#utdr #AND IT WAS HILARIOUS

alnitaks

makeup by lucy matthews & hair by milosz on daniela nascimento

#arete insp

sawanthos

The Origin

#fma

kedreeva

I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

eunyisadoran

Wait. Are there 200, but to be numbered 1-250? Did I read those tags right? 😲

kedreeva

Yes there are actually 202 of them, the company sent 2 extra in the package, and I will be numbering them on the bottom with sharpie marker 1-250. This will ensure even if she manages to find all 202, she will never truly stop feeling like there might be a tiny duck somewhere unknown in the house. Lurking. Waiting to appear at the strangest time.

talesfromtreatment

#sometimes you must be gently evil to your friends#so they know you love them enough

very very important

ifririt

hey op i don't think those are frogs like you said

armayes

they're right those arent frogs op.

kedreeva

I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.

kedreeva

an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks

kedreeva

1 year and 7 months later:

kedreeva

#imagine the dread she felt when she found the first duck and realized op wasn't joking (via @robyn-goodfellowe)

The key to a good prank, imo, is that the person you're pranking should not feel bad. They should feel delight. My friend has 2 kids. She walked in the door from her vacation, and instead of having two cranky children to deal with as soon as she got home on top of everything else, she got two children excited to run around finding small ducks. My friend knows me well enough to know that when I say weird things there's always a chance I'm not joking, and she would have said no (and been respected) if she didn't want this. The prank was never that I was hiding the toys, just which toys they were, and how many would be hidden.

maelwife

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

maelwife