The Anti Hero

“We’re the villains you root for in the story.” glitch | she/they | 27 | writing blog is @eternalglitch

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[stiffyck]

Happy pride everyone <3

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[scribeherself]

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

[scribeherself]

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[giftofgabber]

please chip away at your mold. please chip away at your mold. please chip away at your mold. please chip away at your mold. please chip away at your mold.

and come back to life

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[beemovieerotica]

people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

[hollowedskin]

"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

[aroace-ryland-grace]

hi aromantics and asexuals and aroaces. I love you.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

also everyone who's anywhere else on the aspectrum and everyone who's questioning if they're aspec. hi I love you too.

[reddherring777]

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

[metal-autistic-coven]

Hang on let me translate something real quick

[metal-autistic-coven]

Yeah this is funny

[reddherring777]

[redstonedust]

becoming too OC pilled will ruin your fandom experience forever. i have invented The Character who is perfectly tailored to my own tastes and not beholden to any writers or showrunners. and i can even make more of them if i want. but watch out.

[thevulturesquadron]

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Traumacore edit of me at my white collar cubicle job with health insurance as though I have a goddamn thing to complain about in this stupid world

[parkchanwoohoo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't actually know what traumacore looks like or what that means

[parkchanwoohoo]

Work is crazy dude I saw this come up in my notifs and I was like "What the fuck is that" and I was like wait holy shit I made this 😭😭 Me at my workplace is not the same me eating chips at home

[lavender-pez]

I think my brain was playing some word association game with this one but subnautica au anyone??

Grace is a scientist working with Alterra (unfortunately) and the only survivor of the Aurora crash, but finds Rocky who also crashed here while trying to investigate a distress call coming from the planet :)

Maybe there’s someone else here too who knows..

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

being late getting into a piece of media or joining a ‘dead’ fandom is not that bad actually cause even if it seems like the party is over there will always be people still celebrating and the decoration is still up and there’s a piece of cake reserved especially for you in the fridge you just have to come and enjoy it.

[fatrainbowcat]

Quick PSA cause I keep seeing it in fics and it trips my brain every time: Prosthetic is an adjective. The noun for what Jack Abbot has attached to his leg instead of his foot is a prosthesis.

Saying ‘he removed his prosthetic and laid down’ is the same as saying ‘he removed his red and laid down’. See how it’s missing a word? You either say prosthetic leg or you say prosthesis on its own 👍🏻