at the end of the line,

hyperfixations at their finest // eternallywinding // they/them // queer

[redstonedust]

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

[redstonedust]

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

[negativesanchez]

[clarkslex]

heat is such an unhinged episode from a clex perspective. like. the entire scene of clark thinking lex is there for him and he’s really there for his new fiance which genuinely confuses and upsets clark (one of the most hilariously filmed scenes in the show imo. why did they do that). lex’s wife perceiving clark as a threat and getting in a full on showdown with him which clark is determined to win. clark’s mom yelling at lex for not taking his side because lex knows clark and clark has always been there for him and believed in him. clark’s friends implying he’s not attracted to women (twice). the infamous unnecessary pat down after lex was set on fire. and then when you circle it all back to clark getting his heat vision as a metaphor for puberty it’s just so funny. it’s absurd. i love it

[rosefuckinggenius]

Tell me you know the meme plz 🌝

[wowthatsextra]

S1 Clex is soooo insane like. That's a billionaire and a farm boy. They kiss at first sight. Clark's kiss brings Lex back to life. After knowing each other for a day they declare that they have a future together and they don't want anything to stand in their way. Everyone thinks Lex is spoiled but don't let Clark hear you say that. They make heart eyes at each other 24/7. Lex is sooo invested in Clark's love life. He craves Clark's father's approval, but Clark is determined to be with Lex whether his father likes it or not. They hang out so much that Clark's friends think no one else exists around him anymore. Lex never fails to mention that they are gonna be best friends forever and ever. And the whole time you know that they are doomed by the narrative

[mishtiiiikrishnaa]

why is this my most liked reblog. huh. WHY.

[nat-20s]

Clark will be having a Bad Fucking Day trying to help with things that he fundamentally can't actually help with. And while throwing money at these things (disaster relief, medical research, etc) won't fix everything it sure would be a boost. You would think he would go to his billionaire best friend and be like Bruce hey could you pretty please donate to XYZ right now? And on occasion he does. But more often he wakes up and chooses violence against a certain Bald Bitch

[nat-20s]

Clark, coming home after a full day of Superman visiting make a wish kids that wanted to see him, fucking devastated by it all: I think I'm gonna kick Lex Luthor's butt today

[nat-20s]

Clark, as Clark, is in Lex's office with a big stupid grin on his face when Lex arrives for the day and Lex KNOWS he's about to be blackmailed. He's just like ugh Kent what do you want and Clark's like *flutters eyelashes* ten million anonymous donation to Leukemia research, no profit involved, everything discovered would be free to the public, or I drop those 2011 contracts, you know the ones, to every single contact I have AND the world wide web 💖. And Lex is like. Fine whatever

So of course Bruce drops 20 million in response and its a win win for Clark

[nat-20s]

The Lex Luthor/Superman dynamic is so fucking funny because my GOD does Lex Luthor want to have a weird gay thing with Superman he wants them to be Tense Rivals with an Undercurrent of Something so so bad like he's fucking watching Cherik scene complications in YouTube bc that should be HIM goddamn it they deserve to make each other worse while Clark is like "and here's where I keep my special bottle of champagne specifically to be opened upom the event that Lex Luthor is guillotined in the class uprising I will be sitting there in a beach chair going clink clink bitch 🥂"

[hannigramislife]

Aww, Lex, I wish I had your boyfriend.

[dr-lizortecho]

how they’re in my brain. btw.

[tamer-of-krypton]

The fact that feral Clark might... be a little spoiled, lets say it mildly, is well established.

But it cant always have been like this. Once upon a time, somewhere, somehow, Lex gave Clark his first golden treat. Probably just a little, pretty gold necklace or a watch... and then it all snowballed from there.

Lex: *Handing Clark a darling necklace made of the finest gold and jewels* For you, my dear. Do you know I will always offer you gifts whenever you desire.

Clark, after eating the necklace two days later:

[jimmyjimsjim]

His life is so difficult

[orientalld]

[puppyland3rrr]

Stupid lucky alien

[ekkolocat1on]

Hear me tf out okay. This version of Clark who is known for being too trusting and *too* honest with people, who’s parents raised him to be that way, meeting and befriending this version Lex who would have killed for an honest friendship.

[skobochki]

[morgangalaxy43]

Clark definitely has a type

[intercal]

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it