Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased
from the movie 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. Send in one
of the following to see how my muse reacts:
❝ Seize the moment ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead. ❞
❝ My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. ❞
❝ I don’t wanna be this good-looking and athletic. We all have our crosses to bear.❞
❝ Out. For. A. Walk…Bitch. ❞
❝ I’ve seen honest faces before. They’re usually attached to liars. ❞
❝ I want to take comfort in you, and I know it will cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn’t care. ❞
❝ And remember, if you hurt her, I’ll beat you to death with a shovel. ❞
❝ To forgive is an act of compassion. It’s not done because people deserve it. ❞
❝ Did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea? ❞
❝ If you leave me here alone, I’ll do something evil, like burning something or gluing things together. ❞
❝ You’re really campaigning for ‘Bitch of the Year’ aren’t you? ❞
❝ I’d bite you in a heartbeat. ❞
❝ Look at my poor neck, all tender and exposed. ❞
❝ God! What is your childhood trauma? ❞
❝ I never really liked you anyway, and - and you have stupid hair. ❞
❝ Damn. I never knew you were that cool. ❞
❝ Hey, as long as you don’t go scratching at me or humping my leg, we’re five by five. ❞
❝ You can trust some guys/girls. Really, I’ve read about them. ❞
❝ Thank you for taking time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine. ❞
❝ It’s just like fun, only boring. ❞
❝ Yeah, but I think the whole sucking the life out of people thing would have put a strain on the relationship. ❞
❝ Don’t taunt the fear demon. ❞
❝ I’ll find her/him, wherever she/he is, tie her/him up and torture her/him until she/he likes me again. ❞
❝ I’m fairly certain I said no interruptions. ❞
❝ What are you doing here? Five words or less. ❞
❝ What can I tell you, baby? I’ve always been bad. ❞
❝ I have come to redefine the terms ‘pain’ and ‘suffering’ since I fell in love with you. ❞
❝ So you haven’t murdered anyone lately? Let’s be best pals! ❞
❝ Does that make me a sociopath? ❞
❝ Get up. Get out. Get drunk. Repeat as needed. ❞
❝ If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already. ❞
❝ And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. ❞
❝ Sorry, was that a bit honest? Terribly sorry. ❞
❝ No, I’m a rebel. You’re an idiot. ❞
❝ Were you born this big a pain in the ass? ❞
❝ There’s no problem that cannot be solved with chocolate. ❞
❝ Darn your sinister attraction! ❞
❝ So, is it better than playing naughty stewardess? ❞
❝ You think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? ❞
❝ It’s alright. I have more scotch. ❞
❝ You have the sweetest smile I’ve ever seen. ❞
❝ Vengeance is what I am. ❞
❝ I love you. I try not to, but I can’t stop. ❞
❝ Please continue the story of failure. ❞
❝ Break me off a switch, son. There’s about to be a whoopin’. ❞
❝ Oh my god, he’s going to do the entire speech. ❞
❝ Your brain isn’t connected to your mouth, is it? ❞
❝ You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked. ❞
❝ We have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis. ❞
❝ Every person down there is ignoring your pain because they’re too busy with their own. ❞
❝ I violently dislike you. ❞
❝ I feel like I’m spending all of my time trying to be okay, so they don’t worry. ❞
❝ Is it difficult or time-consuming? ❞
❝ If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight body and make me. ❞
❝ Oh my god! Is this a…date? ❞