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magical-child

i drew chica during the last charity livestream thought id finally post it here

markiplier

Nice!

lum1natrix

Egos: Then & Now ½

i-am-avacado

Man I’m glad we finally got a side by side so I can see how tall Mark is for real.

markiplier

how dare u

jse-egopocalypse

Mario Kart w/ Ethan - Part 1 (x)

can you do my intro?

chibi-megimoo

Teamiplier - Walk at the beach (½)

What they think we do vs What we actually do

(love the vid. keep it up boo boo)

[in a holding cell at the police station]

Kathryn: Don't say a word.

Tyler:

Tyler: Fergulous.

Kathryn: TYLER, I said no words.

Tyler: Oh, I see how it works- 2 weeks ago, we're playing scrabble, it's not a word. Now, suddenly, it IS a word because it's convenient for you.

Amy: You're smiling. Did something good happen?

Tyler: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Ethan: Mark tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Mark: [after hurting himself in a challenge] Give it to me straight, Tyler.

Tyler: You-

Mark: No wait, give it to me gay.

Tyler: [snaps fingers] girl bye, u dyin

Tyler: Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Ethan: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I’m wearing clothes right now?

Kathryn: I lay those out for you, Ethan.

Mark: You’re my best friend, Ty. Last year we shared a tooth brush!

Tyler: I was not aware of that.

Mark: We did.

Tyler then: I'm really such a quiet person, I'd prefer to blend into the background and stay out of trouble.

Tyler now: [taps microphone] Is this thing on?? Yes? Just checking. MARK CAN SUCK MY DICK.

Kathryn: I'm going to kill them...

Amy: [gasps]

Kathryn: ...with kindness.

Amy: [frowns]

Ethan: (Walking around still disappointed 4 hours after leaving the aquarium)

Kathryn: What did you think a tigershark was?

Kathryn: [points to Ethan's shirt] What color is Ethan's shirt?

Mark: Grey?

Amy: It’s light grey.

Tyler: It’s grey.

Kathryn: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Ethan: [quietly] Dark white…

Mark: I have no fears.

Tyler: What if you woke up one day and Ethan was taller than you?

Mark: I have one fear

Mark: *to the team* Alright, listen up you little shits.

Mark: Not you, Kathryn. You're an angel and we're thrilled that you're here.

Ethan: I don’t care what anyone says, the middle of an Oreo is the best.

Tyler: Light without darkness, darkness and no light. One can not exist without the other.

Mark: Yo, Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.

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