Hermes

19 - They/Them Hardly know what I'm doing but I'm here

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France is shaped in a way that in no way says french but like Italy?? that's so Italian shaped. UK? very UK shaped. Latvia? notably Latvian shaped. France doesn't look french shaped.

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Me, sitting through an LSAT prep course: Woah, this is so Jeremy Knox, AFTG of me...

[levforfakes-deactivated20260123]

"i asked chat gpt-" well i asked hoid and he played his flute a little bit and told me a very long story that i didnt understand

[knightcharlotte]

I HAVE AN AGENDA

(Have I had this same agenda ever since siege first started? Yes maybe.. it’s fine)

I REALLY WANT PERCY AND VOLT TO BE MILDLY GAY

anyways have some angst <3

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I support this agenda, where do I sign /silly

they can be jerejean (aftg) coded to meee

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I'm curious what people interpreted the ravens' fight song as when reading aftg... There are many driving drum beats to choose from but I always felt like the intro to Down with the Sickness by Disturbed fit my idea of it

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It's such an odd experience to consume a book series solely as an audiobook and then go to see what the fandom is like only to realize that the names in the book are not at all spelled how I expected and I don't know what half of the places actually are unless I'm hearing them pronounced...

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I love listening to cantripped for the first time and finishing it literally yesterday and then there's a new episode literally today. I'm clearly winning in the house of commons

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"You don't look like you're in pain"

Yeah well you didn't look like an asshole until you opened your mouth

[bishonen]

youre not yaoiful at all

[amethystsoda]

[knightcharlotte]

heavy weighs the crown that lays upon the ruler

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I feel like starbound smp needs more crack ships / ships just for the hell of it even though they don't make sense

On a completely unrelated note, who wants to join me and start shopping Beam and Sesame Seed (the bounty hunters' sea bunny) in spite of the fact that they have never meet and likely will never have a reason to meet in canon.

They are star crossed lovers, coming from warring households, one from land and one from sea.

Anyways I'm naming the ship Laser Bunny thanks for coming to my ted talk

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The song stuck in my head is just the beeping sound of groceries getting scanned.

I hold a dislike for produce, especially when it doesn't have a barcode. Except bananas. I fw bananas. 4011 all over the place and they are good at weighing

(unlike cherries, all my homies hate scanning + weighing cherries)

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]

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Reddraxas, they're definitely not romantic, definitely not familial, but feels more than platonic. My fav qpr ship, they're forced together again and again by fate, not choosing each other yet they constantly find themselves relying on each other.

Is it technically some sort of unnameable cosmic force drawing them together? Yep.

But they're such a good qpr especially since they've been having sleepovers in the clock tower the past two Abraxas streams

[b17ten]

i like the headcanon of them having a QPR because it implies draxas sat her down, explained the intricacies of what a QPR is, and then proceeded to ask her out

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Draxas sat her down and explained what a qpr is and asked if she wanted that and she just went "I thought we were already doing that???" /silly

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Reddraxas, they're definitely not romantic, definitely not familial, but feels more than platonic. My fav qpr ship, they're forced together again and again by fate, not choosing each other yet they constantly find themselves relying on each other.

Is it technically some sort of unnameable cosmic force drawing them together? Yep.

But they're such a good qpr especially since they've been having sleepovers in the clock tower the past two Abraxas streams

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BEAM

top is beam mugshot (those COIL people did not realize how bad of an idea arresting her would be)

bottom is inspired by how some cats will bring their owners dead animals...but beam style :3

[sherbertquake56]

okay fable smp nation- im interested and wanna know— what are your predictions for tomorrow? >:)

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i personally can't wait for the long prophesized moment where fable finally fables all over the place

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The fact that he kinda did tho...