Andi

Lvl. 21 | Aro/Ace Spec | They/Them | Author | Practitioner

[thecommunalfoolboy]

Never trust an asexual who says “for fuck’s sake.” They do not hold stock in the sake of the fuck they are lying and manipulating you

[esarity11]

never forget my sunglasses king arthur pendragon

[tolerateit]

"i need to get soooo much done today" starter pack

[whalefallenn]

sighs loudly as i am forcibly dragged back into d20 by the mall goth

[swarmkeepers]

[id: three digital drawings of Cody “Night Angel” Walsh from The Unsleeping City: Chapter II. Cody is a pale-skinned mall goth with smudgy eyeliner, black-painted nails, and chin-length hair that has one side shaved and a blue streak in the front. 

1: Cody from the waist up, hunching their shoulders and crossisng their arms. There are three different swords strapped on their back, a huge greatsword and two smaller ones. They wear a trenchcoat over a blue striped waistcoat over a collared shirt, plus a silver necklace with a sun/wheel shaped pendant. Cody says, “in case you havent noticed im weird. im a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid sword on?? thats weird!!1!” in a times new roman speech box.

2: A full body drawing of Cody, with two smaller swords over their shoulder. They are wearing a black my chemical romance crop hoodie, black pants, and knee-high stompy goth boots. They are intently painting the nails on their left hand black.

3: A chest-up drawing of Cody, now wearing just a black tank top and their silver necklace. They are using a sword to apply winged eyeliner, and their hair is back in a ponytail.]

[skavod29]

[unfortunatelymerlin]

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

[secondstar-acorn]

how insane must it have felt to be an actor table reading for bbc merlin. alright anthony this week, you are driven mad by memories of the children you killed in your genocide. next week? bald.

[klimtsonian]

“And what kind of king would Camelot want?” 🏰⚔️🐉

[delsinsfire]

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

BBC Merlin is insane as a show. Its an adaptation of Arthurian mythos. It's inspired by CW's Smallville (this is 100% real look it up). it stars 4 unknown 20 somethings and British acting legends. It's aimed at kids and families. its a tragedy. Its campy as hell. It will make you cry. It asks you, like Merlin, to believe in the Golden age of Camelot. It never shows you that Golden age. Everyone in the show is the most beautiful person you'll ever see. people will clown on the CGI. Its one of the most homerotic shows of the 2000's. Its an on purpose allegory for queerphobia, but those allegorious queer characters are largely villains. If you watched it when you were 12 you will never quite be able to let it go. This is a curse. This is an experience you wouldn't give up for the world.

[thistlerock]

Brian Murphy

[crabussy]

sometimes it's important to injure the character

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[charliechalupa]

Rewatching Merlin and absolutely obsessed with the background knight giving Arthur’s horse a lil kiss

[bonivers]

one must always ask themselves How Can I Make The Most Niche Content Possible That Only Caters To Me

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[byjove]

we all have a really normal friend who is like the yellow lab they put in with a cheetah to keep them calm