all the truth in the world is held in stories

✨kayla | she/her | twenty six | gay

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[ripplespate]

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

[unsound-satyr]

SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

[vamprin]

i love you jarred sauces i love you frozen and pre-cut vegetables i love you pre-diced chicken i love you beef mince i love everything that makes cooking easier and more accessible to me so i don't have to eat takeout or microwave meals every day

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]

[stonebutchcowboy]

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

[itsapmseymour]

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

[girltalk]

I hope beautiful things happen to you, and when they do, I hope you welcome them without doubt, knowing you deserve every single one ♡

[marinella-ela]

[leafstem]

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

[fircyrk-na-kolkach]

no matter what queer joy persists

[philsjumpers]

just rewatched 'dan and phil try a drinking game' and at one point dan can't show his most recent text bc it was 'a draft for something top secret' WAS THAT THE PHARD LAUNCH??? THAT VIDEO WAS FROM JUNEEEEEE

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[treestomeetyou]

This feels like when you’re finally invited to sit at the Adult Table and learn all the family lore in the most surreal infodump of all time

[dailycatsblog]

[treestomeetyou]

5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real

[softest-punk]

I was literally running to a medical appointment because I was late but I had to stop to take this photo

[dailycatsblog]