Etiquette Of The Insane

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Hulk got his eyebrows threaded..new hair…nose job…contour kit…go off miss thang

[etiquetteoftheinsane-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bigfatphallusy]

[kiskolee]

THIS.

[professorbutterscotch]

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

[purplespacecats]

I… fuck.

[casuallystudious-blog]

Yeah, basically.

[avoiding-catatonic-surrender-de]

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

[rosefire]

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

[baronessvondengler]

THE BOLDED

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Paris Hilton Breaks Down Her Favorite 2000s Trends

[ilovebrucewillis]

[lethargicbaby]

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

[eldritch-corgi]

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke: “Lettuce fuck.” 

[dut-dut-goose-deactivated202112]

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

[lilyredneck-blog]

It has a little lettuce bow.

[thoughts-memories]

[cloududart]

[khadijahs]

If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.

Unknown (via insomniacsdreaming)

apply for: faves | award w bambi| award w meg

(via planteh)

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[dashbeardconfessional]

When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.

[vonmunsterr-deactivated20260113]

this is a fucking cinematic masterpiece

[theartoflaika]

Fun fact: Kevin Parry, the dude in this vine works for Laika and did animation on The Boxtrolls and Kubo and the Two Strings.

[ninja-pyro]

ive reblogged this before but not with that last addition

[hzs-modblog]

Same here.  That’s impressive.

[goingg0ne-deactivated20200217]

[redactedc]

Elegance and Grace

[thebootydiaries]

who is she

[etiquetteoftheinsane-blog]

Hey nasty Tumblr anon. Must be really fun checking up on me. You're pathetic.

[the-spook-countdown]

Reblog to spook Donald Trump away from being president!

[marci1900]

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL