The Only Food I Have Is Vodka

Random obsessions seeded in the Chicago suburbs.

[ettasvetta]

#kitten the #small #siamesecat and #milow the #reincarnation of #garfield #cuddlebuddy it up! They #fight (well #play...maybe) all day and #snuggle all night! (at Stickney, Illinois)

[ettasvetta]

I miss my #frida #dog a lot today! She was definitely trouble but also definitely very very loving. How said she died before she made it to 1 year old. Just a #warningforpetparents : make sure all your meds are locked up in cabinets or drawers so your pets (or human children) can't get to them. Frida died from eating a prescription bottle of muscle relaxers I thought was in a place she couldn't access them - on top on the microwave on top of the kitchen counter. She somehow got the bottle down while I was at work, chewed it open, and ate probably like 50 pills, leading her to #overdose . It #breaksmyheart every time I think about it and I feel so #guilty , though I know I purposely put them on top of the microwave because I thought they'd be out of her reach! #sigh #missyou #germanshepherdpuppy #dogsofinstgram #rainbowbridge #lovelovelove (at Stickney, Illinois)

[ettasvetta]

A couple days late but I wanted to share that my darling daddy @donaldjbales bought me #gorgeous #redroses for #valentinesday ! #iloveyoudaddy (at Stickney, Illinois)

[ettasvetta]

@harpersbazaarus did a short page on @drewbarrymore and she gave some awesomely #inspirationalquotes - "I think it's a huge mistake to think you have to burn bright for your whole life. You cannot sustain it. It's exhausting, and it's not very realistic. Hot is a state of mind. It's an energy. You're hot when you're motivated. It means you want it and you're going after it. Hot isn't about being on the A-list or having a hot body. It's literally people who are on fire." And it's made me realize that, in my own life, I've been taking a break from #hotness 🔥and have been recovering from the #burnout at a nice #simmer ! 🦄🌟💖 But, the time is coming to #burnbrightly once again! #lazydays #relaxtothemax #eggowafflesfornow #futurereignition (at Stickney, Illinois)

[ettasvetta]

#milow says "Hello mere mortals, I'm cute!" #catstagram #garfield #catselfie (at Stickney, Illinois)

[ettasvetta]

Missing all my #furryfriends today. #rainbowbridge #spotty #booger #vela #scooter #wilson #frida #loveyoubabies #missyou (at Stickney, Illinois)

[flowerwithsunglasses]

oh my god

i just went onto google earth and there’s this random place in the middle of the pacific ocean

where someone just. added a bunch of pictures from Lost???? and somehow they haven’t been reported yet?????????

who did this

[ettasvetta]

Terry and Dad got ma an #athena #owl #coin #necklace on their trip to #greece ! #thankyou and #merrychristmas #2016 #balesfamily (at Downers Grove, Illinois)

[ettasvetta]

#merrychristmas #2017 #balesfamily (at Downers Grove, Illinois)

[ettasvetta]

#love #nasa #spaceneedsnomakeup (at Berwyn, Illinois)

[ettasvetta]

Well it's #negativetemps here in #stickney .... (at Stickney, Illinois)

[wweimagines-oneshots]

Reblog if you're Dean Ambrose trash

Cause I know I fucking am

[wetheurban]

Stunning Aerial Landscapes, Niaz Uddin

Niaz Uddin (aka @neohumanity) is a photographer, filmmaker, certified scuba diver and computer programmer currently based out of Los Angeles. Using the earths many beautiful landscapes as his subject, each of Uddin’s colorful aerial shots perfectly capture the best visual inspiration our planet has to offer. 

Instagram.com/WETHEURBAN

[crybabydyke-deactivated20180227]

seeing people in ouija board sweaters

[mszombi]

puttin’ the “boo” in “boobs”

[micdotcom]

People are roasting this Trump Christmas tree ornament on Amazon

[maneth985]

LMAO omg the comments are fantastic

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Hell yes, they are! “Although over 2 MILLION people more in my house wanted another ornament, this one showed up in the mail instead and now we have to watch it slowly destroy the world from our tree. GREAT.”

[waystarroyhoe]

it’s almost time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years. 

[ettasvetta]

Yessss

[ettasvetta]

Hank was in the @usnavy in #wwii . Though he's left us, he was still a spit fire in his old age (especially with the ladies!) so I know that wherever he is now, he's still kicking Nazi ass! #wwiiveteran #usnavy #mam3 (at Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery)