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So everyone seems to know about the Great-great-Grandma talking at the end of the movie but this conversation right here is the real gem of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

an0n-1o1

dad gams having a migrane again

naradreamscape

You can just barely tell her voice actress had read the line normally, but then something horribly mangled the audio, and they went ahead and used it for some reason which makes me feel slightly afraid

#HAPPY HOLIDAYS THIS MADE ME LAUGH HARDER THAN IVE EVER LAUGHED IN MY LIFE #things i audibly laughed at #video #christmas

distinguishedbaloney

#me

threewayradio-deactivated202005

earlier I had an exam in my textile history class and the girl to my left was obviously stumped because she was fidgeting/tapping her pencil on her desk furiously and I was like dam what is she stresst about, so I looked over and saw that she was on a short response question about silk production and all she had written was “The worm” and idk why it was so funny to me but I couldn’t concentrate for the duration of the test and I think I failed

#ME

parakeet

LGBT actually stands for Lets Get Boppin (mr) Tumnus

snorlaxatives

oh wow five years ago today the stylish but illegal monkey was found roaming around ikea in toronto…. now this is truly an iconic date in meme history

snorlaxatives

never forget

severalowls

The Ikea Monkey is alive and well at a sanctuary in Ontario! He was only a baby when he was found clothes shopping in Ikea.

Name: Darwin, Japanese Macaque

Date of Birth: 2012

Arrival Date: December 10, 2012

Previous home details: Darwin was born in Canada as part of the exotic pet trade in 2012, and had lived in a family home in Toronto. He was found in an IKEA parking lot in December 2012 after escaping from his owner’s car and was seized by local authorities. A social media and worldwide news sensation, Darwin has resided at SBFPS ever since.

Condition upon arrival: Darwin had been imprinted by humans, which rarely bodes well for a monkey. He was very insecure upon arrival, and needed to be the centre of everyone’s attention. He was sheltered from the other monkeys until he got used to his surroundings.

Progress: Since his arrival Darwin has grown in strides - learning to be far more monkey than human. He is grooming Sweet Pea, and calls to Julien and Lexy - mimicking their vocalizations and learning how to speak macaque. He has grown in size and confidence as well, and was slowly transitioned towards having multiple caregivers who he can trust and love as his ‘troop’, as he had no real monkey mother to show him the ropes.

Personality Traits: Darwin is a cheeky little guy, that’s for sure! He loves to play all day, and is always bouncing off the walls with excitement, especially when his favourite people come to visit! He loves to play tricks on you when you’re not looking, like any adolescent!

Favourite Activity: Darwin loves Curious George! He has a Curious George doll whom he takes to his pool to give a bath, and grooms him and tries to get him to drink. He also loves swinging on his fire hose.

Favourite Food: Darwin loves grapes, dates and cherries - but cherries definitely top the list!

Wish list from staff: Darwin can always use new and exciting toys, and he loves his fire hose swings and swimming in kiddie pools!

zooophagous

He loves Curious George thats so blasted gods damned CUTE I’m so glad he’s adjusting well to being a normal healthy monkey.

abclostsuggestions

after a few troubled relationships with men, eventually end up with a woman and raise children with her

#just found this blog and honestly god bless #lost

theguineapig3

I love the way online culture is slowly adopting a hieroglyphic-type system of words indicated by pictures. No, I’m not talking about emojis, I’m talking about the fact that I just saw a particular red-tinted image of Barack Obama’s eyes used in a conversation and read it as the words “then perish” with no hesitation.

#SCREAM

marcitlali

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

blkreginageorge-deactivated2017

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

#this post actually haunts me so much

tankaramo

Lost + Onion Headlines

#lost

madmaxyuriroad

i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-

rarebritney

Me *methodically peeling a clementine orange* i bet someone is watching me do this and falling in love with me right now

siobhanblank-deactivated2019011

#MEMES

greggaraki

winona ryder has never played a straight woman in her life

pradest

False. Veronica in ‘Heathers’ was straight

greggaraki

false. winona ryder has never played a straight woman in her life

loismacgiver-deactivated2018061

imagine having the sheer nerve to claim that veronica sawyer was straight

theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

it’s really easy to be anti-funko pop until you’re stanning a character super hard and a funko pop is the only merch that exists for them so you spend the $10 or so on it and bring it and it’s weirdly proportioned head into your household and sit it on a shelf and every time you look into its dead vinyl eyes you can’t help but smile fondly as this weird little doll has begun to feel like a part of your family and that’s when they strike

#ABOUT ME