vainglorious whelp

girlkisser and boykisser💫 ⭐️💫 en+cn💫⭐💫 bg3 and warframe 💫⭐💫 doctor who she/her💫⭐💫a sleepy insomniac💫⭐️💫

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men not realizing they’re the tutorial boss fight and they’ve been irrelevant for 70 expansions (captain vor)

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realizing the reason I had anxious thoughts, rapid heartbeat, and couldn’t sleep until 5 wasn’t because I was a bad bitch, it was because I had caffeine at 10

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s/o to the girl at summer camp when I was 7 who convinced me that she was a mermaid and that she was chosen to be the guardian of the mermaid land and she reached mermaid land through a little keypad at the bottom of her pool

I mean truly, it was some dedication! She brought a full mermaid tail from home and everything and put it on in the shower before letting me come see because she was that dedicated to tricking me.

wasn’t pleased when I realized she lied several years later but she certainly brought an amount of whimsy into my life

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the reason I didn’t get into doctor who until I was about 16~17 ish is because when I was about 9 years old, my dad brought out his dvd set of eccleston’s run as 9, and started the very first episode “Rose.” It was there where I saw my first auton, and it was there when I first saw a mannequin’s hand flip open to a point blank weapon and it was there when I became gravely terrified of mannequins for the next three years.

needless to say, I didn’t even need to see a weeping angel to get scared. Took so many years for me to gather the courage to watch it again and now I’m most likely unhealthily obsessed.

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so when I said I only knew my ssn in Chinese I meant it because why did it take me a solid 3 seconds to translate it in my head when I was at the bank today setting up a bank account

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the dark circles under my eyes are a fashion choice.

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my (not so) hot take is that ahsoka tano is the BEST example of a Jedi specifically BECAUSE she leaves the Jedi order. Ahsoka realizes when the council has become too complacent, when they’re no longer fulfilling their duties of protecting the innocent. She realizes that the council is so assured of their own superiority that they cannot see beyond what they are led to believe.

In leaving the council, Ahsoka also proves she is free of the Jedi attachments. Ahsoka clearly has a close relationship with Anakin, but she does not allow that connection to sway her decision in staying. She loves him like a brother, but is willing to forgo that connection in order to pursue what is right. Anakin is the one who feels abandoned by Ahsoka when this happens, rather than understanding the ordeal that she has just gone through and why her decision has been impacted.

Even after she leaves the Jedi order, Ahsoka upholds a pretty strong moral code to do good, to protect. I’d say she’s working to fulfill those Jedi ideals that she’s had ingrained into her, but we’re never fully realized by the Jedi council.

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And no, this little thought was definitely NOT inspired by Empire ranking Ahsoka at 18 for their top 50 Star Wars characters. Not pissed at all. Even though she’s arguably in the top 5 Star Wars characters of all time. How the fuck did kylo ren and ray rank above her? fuck that bro. also justice for asajj ventress at 50, she should have at least been above Grievous. She had so much character development as compared to that metal punk ass bitch wheezing all over my screen.

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my (not so) hot take is that ahsoka tano is the BEST example of a Jedi specifically BECAUSE she leaves the Jedi order. Ahsoka realizes when the council has become too complacent, when they’re no longer fulfilling their duties of protecting the innocent. She realizes that the council is so assured of their own superiority that they cannot see beyond what they are led to believe.

In leaving the council, Ahsoka also proves she is free of the Jedi attachments. Ahsoka clearly has a close relationship with Anakin, but she does not allow that connection to sway her decision in staying. She loves him like a brother, but is willing to forgo that connection in order to pursue what is right. Anakin is the one who feels abandoned by Ahsoka when this happens, rather than understanding the ordeal that she has just gone through and why her decision has been impacted.

Even after she leaves the Jedi order, Ahsoka upholds a pretty strong moral code to do good, to protect. I’d say she’s working to fulfill those Jedi ideals that she’s had ingrained into her, but we’re never fully realized by the Jedi council.

of course this is just my interpretation of her character but I’ve always been an ahsoka fan, can’t stop a girl from loving what she loves

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bald obi-wan kenobi isn't real, he can't hurt you.

bald obi-wan kenobi

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT. NO. ITS SO WRONG.

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the other day I was at my French symposium showcase and my two French teachers were talking at it literally looked like the yaoi meme

Yeah this one.

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booted up tomodachi life today for the first time. started by making laufey, followed by the winx club. Aisha fell in love with Flora ON SIGHT. Then, somehow she managed to charm Flora with talk of demolishing the patriarchy. this is what I mean when I say we need to encourage the development of strong, independent girls.

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it’s times like these when I really start to get anxious and it feels like nothing is going right and my body is actively betraying me when it comes to doing things that will help remedy that anxiety!

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every day i learn more about laufey and every day my respect for her grows!

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some days, I remember that I sat on a cactus during my 8th grade school trip to Utah.

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sometimes when god closes a door, he opens the path to a ninja warrior course where the floor is lava and if you fall you die.

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Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

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… I am unironically here for this

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this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

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This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

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an absolutely stunning interpretation

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the biggest irony of my life is when in elementary school, my friend said she didn’t want to marry a man and that she’d marry a woman instead, and I responded by giving my other friend a side eye and saying “you know that would make you… gay… right?”

well anyways turns out she’s very straight and im fucking gay lmao.