Eurovision trash

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[tsar3na]

No more posting Eurovision after the competition?

Heh.

Fools.

I am a Eurovision clown every day of the year.

[st-eve-barnes]

What the hell is eurovision

Oh, you’re gonna be sorry you asked…

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Dear UK,

What the fuck is this

[comebacklaterweorganzing-deacti]

To be fair to them, the guy from sweden wrote it

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Relying on Sweden to increase your Eurovision chances is still a mortal sin

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That would be seven entries just tonight

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Make that eight I forgot about The Netherlands co-writer Joel Sjöö

[natsuzora]

bi panic intensifies

[the-theory-of-stupidity]

Y'all made John Lundvik sad. Y'all deserve to step on a lego

[homelanders]

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Sweden:  Uses an international jury of eight countries as well as votes to choose the winner.  The final of the national selection has 4,5 million veiws, equal to 50% of the population. (That makes it way more popular than the ESC final that “only” got around 2,6 million Swedish viewers last year. It also makes it most viewed thing on Swedish TV)

Germany: Uses an international jury, but I doubt the views come close

Rest of Europe: International jury??

Sweden: *Wins the jury points*

Rest of Europe:

(It’s almost like we came prepared, again.) (Tell me if any other countries use an international jury as well)

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OUR WINNER, DUNCAN LAURENCE 🇳🇱

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This is the bisexual representation I wanted

[explorersaremadeofhope]

but i think we can all agree that this year’s loser was madonna

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Now that Eurovision is over, can we start freaking out over The AMERICAN SONG CONTEST?

[eurovisionder]

Eurovision can be boring and predictable sometimes, and that is it`s worst part.

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Congratulation to The Netherlands!

You deserve it!

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I dont care what you think. John and The mamas deserve the points this year

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Want to know why the juries love Sweden?

Our national selection uses a jury of eight countries, Just like Eurovision but smaller. John scored every 12 this year

This year the jury was:

Portugal

Austria

Australia

Cyprus

France

Finland

United Kingdom

Israel

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Let me ruin your night

The first American song contest is scheduled to be held in 2021 or 2022

This message was brought to you by Christer Björkman (no it’s not a joke)

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I’m trying to find English sources, here are some Swedish ones: 

https://www.svt.se/kultur/christer-bjorkman-startar-american-song-contest

https://www.dn.se/kultur-noje/christer-bjorkman-startar-american-song-contest/

https://www.svd.se/american-song-contest-blir-av

https://www.expressen.se/noje/eurovision/usa-far-eget-eurovision-song-contest/

https://www.aftonbladet.se/nojesbladet/melodifestivalen/a/Wb8JbL/eurovision-exporteras-till-usa

You get the point

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Who gave Tulia gasmasks?

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Let me ruin your night

The first American song contest is scheduled to be held in 2021 or 2022

This message was brought to you by Christer Björkman (no it’s not a joke)