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My Boyfriends logic

So I got extremely sick one weekend and I was going to miss my friends 21st birthday party, this is my boyfriends way of comforting me and telling me there was a reason for why i got sick:

Me: I am sad though because of this i can’t be with my friends tomorrow night!

Boyfriend: Well maybe it was all for the best. Maybe God didn't want you to go because if you did you would have been attacked by a group of bears!

Me: well god works in mysterious ways!!

#boyfriendlogic #love #mademelaugh

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tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL

BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL

AND THEY FUCKING UNSUSPENDED ME

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Oh my goodness this has to be one of the funniest things I have read today. They made my day ahahaha

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Erin moments pt. 1

Well I may be a brunette but I can have some really bad blonde moments or as my mother has come to call them 'erin moments'. The first really bad moment I had was when I was in the car with my dad coming home from soccer practice. I was just lookin out the window at the stars and I saw somwthing moving in the sky. Well keep in mind I was extremely tired so I sort of just yelled out " oh my gosh dad look that star is moving!!" I soon realized what I said and regretted every word. My dad was cracking up in the drivers seat and barely got out in between laughs " erin thats an airplane sweetie I think you need to go to bed" I then started laughing and that was the day my kother came up with the term "erin moments".

Funny conversations with sarena!

I was sitting at my desk in my dorm room when sarena my room mate and best friend came back from the bathroom and said "hey I am going to breakfast we will be back soon" I was so hungry so I asked "oh can I come my lab doesn't start till one so I have time, who are you going with?" " oh I'm going with me , myself, and I. Just to let you know on Wednesdays we wear pink I mean idk if you want to come." As she was leaving the room to go brush her teeth I screamed after her "why do I not fit in, am I not good enough for you!?!" She popped her head back in the room and said " girl I am a boss ass bitch and u will never keep up with me!" After that ee both started dying laughing and she said "yea of course u can come I don't want to look like a loser sitting in the dining hall by myself anyway"

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From http://www.facebook.com/TSTHIS

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Thos would be my house for sure!! I want this!!!!!

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