Rutabaga King

John // 17 // Florida // hmu for 3ds fc

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

😦who☝did 😲 this??? 😳😳 👏nick👏mackenzie👏kacie and 👏Matt 😥don't😥 deserve this😧😧

[topeka]

[weavemama]

POPE TWITTER IS FUCKING POPPIN 

[fuforthought]

Special effects artists affixing the table leg that would lead to her demise to Chiaki Kuriyama’s (Gogo Yubari) head.

[brainstatic]

Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

[princelemmy]

*light turns green at an intersection*

Me: Wow nice Lorde reference :)

[determinate-negation]

[tomasshiddleston-deactivated202]

WAKE JEFF UP

(WAKE JEFF UP INSIDE)

JEFF CAN’T WAKE UP

(WAKE JEFF UP INSIDE)

SAVE JEFF

[hashtagloveloses]

What the fuck

[dinuguan]

[zhinico]

[surprisebitch]

as an economics major, i’m so here for this

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[obduracies-deactivated20200718]

the “i don’t have enough energy to be a person” starter pack

[yavn]

phone: welcome to dominos pizzas what can i get for you?

melania: hello

phone: … hi, what can i get for you?

melania: he’s strong he’s passionate, he’s kind he’s a gentleman. he love his counthry. he’s boy talk. he is telling the truth. he is telling the truth

[oofology]

👏👏I can’t stress this enough 👏👏

[brother2thenight]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

Today is vines last day and I want to cry