Praise The Magic Conch

Timmy. he/him. Gay asf. Insta: timmyhoran1

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[chaoticgouda]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[beardedmrbean]

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[equius]

you just dont get this on other websites

[bernard-jackson]

[yossyislandd]

you fucking suck at burger

[zangoonse]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i’m in genuine agonising distress: i’m so sorry if i’m bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i’m just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[washedupkam]

a gem from the twitter feed this fine monday morning

[skyrigel]

ever since i was a little girl i knew there was no hope for me

[bruzum]

[fairycosmos]

hey idk how to articulate this part of being mentally ill but basically i feel like my life has been stolen from me in the most literal way and i can’t explain it without sounding like im making a million pathetic excuses

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]