Evanita

A young, up-and-coming Mexijew.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[refurbthecat]

Refurb is standing on your chest. Reblog for a cuddle. Don’t reblog for a cuddle. You’re getting a cuddle regardless.

[amphibianaday]

jelly

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day 651

[curioscurio]

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

[curioscurio]

he needs a paint job 

[curioscurio]

im physically nauseous 

[thecarrotswife]

Grogu eating luchables just gives me life idk

[barbiefeminist]

And now he’s got his capri sun to go with his lunchable!

[unclefather]

[quoms]

Piers Morgan doesn't understand that actors are different from the characters they portray onscreen

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Or WHAT DRIP IS

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[fapper]

💀💀💀

[borderlands-disorder]

wtf I love him

[russiawave]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

[mysharona1987]

[melanina90s]

[sixpenceee]

Miss Mexico 2020 looking like something out of a fantasy western.

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Blossom smiling for the camera.”

Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz

[failnation]

Someone went to town with sticky lizards in this Kmart.

[thecutespook]

They threw some of them so hard they exploded

[reinelefey]

RANT TIME

I work retail.

We sell these things in eyeball form for Halloween.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE. PLEASE

Fucking PLEASE STOP THROWING THEM ON THE CEILING.

We get in trouble when this happens because it’s a loss of merchandise for us. The sheet rock in the ceiling tiles DOES SOMETHING to those little fuckers, and it is like SUPER GLUE. They come off so HARD AND PRACTICALLY MELTED TO THE CEILING.

WHich damages the ceiling tile. Guess who is responsible if a ceiling tile falls on a guest?

Fucking us.

I had to climb a twelve foot ladder in order to pull these fuckers off, and the ceiling tile CAME WITH THEM. Which gave me a LOVELY black eye and covered me in God knows what what in that fucking drop ceiling.

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. IT’S ACTUALLY A DANGER FOR THE EMPLOYEE CLEANING IT UP.

This has been an ANGRY PSA.