ugh.

my name is jenna i guess i mostly post cats now? idk what im doing on here anymore, guys.

[elliot-amy]

[yokowan]

okay I'll bite

[yokowan]

hawm

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[brawngp2009]

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[perfectdeadgirl]

The simple eroticism of the tummy will win out over everything else every time

[thememedaddy]

[whitager]

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

[jackedjacket]

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

[gauntletqueen]

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

[daily-spooky]

[vexwerewolf]

America got freedom-fried

[gayvampyr]

obsessed with this

[gayvampyr]

reaction image potential

[depsidase]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

I love you PBS I love you NPR I love you public libraries I love you wikipedia I love you project gutenberg I love you librivox I love you libby I love you hoopla I love you openlibrary I love you internet archive I love you resources that make information free and accessible to the public