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The Paper Year Pilot: Evan & Caitlin
Evan and Caitlin kick off the Paper Year by discussing what “The Paper Year” means, their shock jock radio DJ names, what makes them cry, and more! Feel free to subscribe to the podcast on iTunes and don’t forget to leave us a review!
This is the pilot episode for the podcast I just started with my wife! Check out The Paper Year! You can listen on Sound Cloud above or listen, rate, and review us on iTunes!
Your Love, Our Musical! was accepted into the 2015 NYC International Fringe Festival, but we need your help to actually produce our show. Check out our Indiegogo campaign video and DONATE HERE to send our little musical improv show about your love story to the Fringe!
I wish there was a Pinterest board of all Tony Allen quotes.
This showed up when I opened my laptop this morning. Weird, right?
Your Love, Our Musical - New Year, New Love Story
This Saturday, Jan 10th at 7PM, Your Love, Our Musical returns to the People’s Improv Theater to fill 2015 with love! We’ve added a couple of pieces to our band, so come believe in love again in the New Year! Tix
Show this Saturday! Let's do this!
Improvised Christmas Carols w/ Evan & Rebecca
Christmas carols are boring. So Rebecca and Evan went to Union Square to have New Yorkers help them improvise some new ones.
This was a lot of fun! New Yorkers love to be interrupted from shopping for holiday mirth making!
They played The Shins while I was in Whole Foods today and I leveled up in Caucasian.
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"A BAD DAY" By: Yoni Lotan
THIS IS AN ACTUAL, TRUE STORY.
So I just stepped into “Bergen Bagels” for lunch. I’ve been craving a white fish salad sandwich all morning and they have a pretty good batch. Anyways, I walk into the store and also what appears to be the middle of an intense argument between a customer and a clerk.
The customer was a nicely dressed white woman in a purple coat with fancy pins. Her face was bright RED from all the yelling. The clerk was a young latino man with tattoos all over his arms and neck. On paper, they seemed like complete opposites.
I ordered my white fish and watched the argument play out. This is what was said (to an extent):
Woman: OH, SO YOURE GONNA CHARGE ME AN EXTRA $2 FOR ASKING TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
Man: Ma’am, calm down!
Woman: I AM CALM! I just wanted to know how much a pound would cost me! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE CHARGING ME AN EXTRA $2!
Man: IT IS WHAT IT IS LADY!
He rolls his eyes and bats his hand as if he were to say “Get out of here”. She scoffs loudly, grabs her potato salad, and walks over to the table in the corner. I, scoot next in line and awkwardly pay for my white fish. Then sit down and started my lunch.
Just then, the woman starts to HYSTERICALLY CRY. Balling. She cries and cries and no one is there but me and the man who apparantly made her cry.
We sit in an uncomfortable, loud silence.
It’s at this VERY moment the song “Cause You Had A Bad Day” comes on the radio. I shit you not. THE QUINTESSENTIAL tune for moments like these blasts over the womans cries. I sit there, in complete shock and watch the store clerk who is awkwardly standing there. I look at the woman to see if the irony is affecting her at all. It is not. She seems to be having quite the bad day.
The store clerk comes around the counter and walks over to the woman. He pulls up a stool and sits next to her. They then have the following conversation. (all still while “Bad Day” is playing)
Man: I’m sorry I yelled at you, Ma’am.
Woman: It’s all right, I’m sorry too. I just came back from a friends funeral, so I’m alittle emotional.
A FRIENDS FUNERAL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! This song is playing over THIS CONVERSATION! ITS THE MOST “REAL LIFE” MOMENT IVE EVER SEEN. It’s then when the manager comes out and asks if everythings allright. The woman says that everything IS in fact fine. They continue to talk and I finish my sandwich and drink my schweppes.
Is there a moral to this story? I dont know. Did Music bring people together? Maybe. But I’ll tell you this, life is NOT boring. And I hope we all appreciate it.
Also, I hope that lady has a better day tomorrow.
“ I look at the woman to see if the irony is affecting her at all. It is not.”
"I look at the woman to see if the irony is affecting her at all. It is not."
My characters aren't losers. They're rebels. They win by their refusal to play by everyone else's rules. - #RIP Harold Ramis
Watch: If Larry David was Frank Underwood in ‘House of Cards’
The ending also taps into something essential to Murray’s appeal: the sense he has some special wisdom to impart, if only we’re lucky enough to have him whisper in our ear.
- Nathan Rabin, The Broken-Down Grace Of Bill Murray
If you haven't ventured outdoors yet, you are really in for a treat!
Thank you to Gothamist for promoting my DJ alter-ego, Wintry Mix.
Gypsy Danger Promo
Our Moms really like us. Come see our show tonight at 10PM at the PIT!
Only the most virtuous of ballers can slam on the golden courts of Ballhalla.
This GIF is very important to me.
Gypsy Danger is returning tonight to thepit-nyc for Super Free Wednesday to bring you an improvised movie!
I'm super excited to be playing with these wonderful people for another six months, and even more excited for our new 10:00PM time slot, shared with 'Ali and Friends.'
But mostly, I'm excited for this wonderful poster created by the talented Mitch Lucas. Mitch needs a win guys.
The Greatest Baseball Movie GIFS Of All-Time - Field Of Dreams
Remember when your Dad used to smoke cigarettes in his garage and look out at the lawn when it rained? Or maybe you caught him washing a dish and watched him stop and look out the window into the middle distance? What was he doing? He’s thinking about this movie.
This film stars Kevin Costner, baseball, and sunsets. I’m in full favor of starting a petition to have the entertainment industry stop calling it ‘The Magic Hour’ and to start calling it ‘Field Of Dreams Time.’ Has any movie ever captured the earth’s rotation in relation to our life-giving sun better than this one? And this is a movie with Timothy Busfield. There’s already a lot of red in it.
Evan Kaufman is a writer/comedian living in New York City. He does improv and watches a lot of movies.
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All I Want For Christmas Is (All I Want For Christmas Is You)
Everyone loves Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You.” Some people love it a little too much.
I wrote and "sang" this for Official Comedy. It's truly how I feel about this song. It makes me go insane.
Thanks to Dru, Kirk, Darren, Jeremy, Matt and everyone at OC for making it happen!
