I Need An Adultier Adult

West by God.

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[ruinedchildhood]

[mynonsenseistingling]

It’s gonna be

[simplyviolinandlife]

ITS MAY

[guerrillatech]

[memewhore]

[case4mulderandscully]

award winning show the x files people

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[with-practice]

HIS FACE. HER FACE.

[kingjaffejoffer]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sciencebelongstoallofus]

Maki Naro @ The Nib

[meladoodle]

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[greia]

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

[luthorchickv2]

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears. 

[frankoceanvevo]

[omruc]

[im-diamonds-youre-dust]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[dazedwriter1]

Schitt’s Fucking Creek.

Every single utterance of “fuck” from the entire Schitt’s Creek series. 

[bitchvirgo]

[animatedtext]