probably a human. probably.

evan 28 GF cosplayer writer obsessive fuckwit located in NY mostly shit posts various fandoms (currently Borderlands, Fire Emblem, Zero Escape, Persona, Bungou Stray Dogs, Overwatch, MP100).  I have a lot of OCs.

[evanthorizon]

Hey mutuals

I added a bunch of you to my new blog @ionizedyeast

[evanthorizon]

Hey mutuals

I added a bunch of you to my new blog @ionizedyeast

[evanthorizon]

Hey mutuals

I added a bunch of you to my new blog @ionizedyeast

[evanthorizon]

Hey mutuals

I added a bunch of you to my new blog @ionizedyeast

[evanthorizon]

Okay i have hit the 5 year mark with this account. I think its time to move lol

[daily-sobble]

[nowscience-blog]

A vaccine for cat-allergy sufferers is on the way

Cat allergy vaccine in development could be game-changer for pet lovers

Cat allergy got you in mew-sery? This news may change your life fur-ever.If you’re one of the hapless souls who were dealt the cruel fate of

[princesstigerbelle]

Now that’s news we wanna hear

[dykemuth]

crowley adores anathema bc 1. she’s unhinged 2. he’s absolutely sure he can convince her that the earth is a cube and 3. she’s the only person who will willingly call him “AJ” and he thinks that’s delightful

[667-darkavenue]

anathema adores crowley bc 1. she too gets drunk and goes on wild tangents about ocean life and the intelligence of whales 2. when she’s weighing options for the outfit of the day he’s the only person goth enough to give a vote that matters, and 3. she asked if the earth was a libra and he confirmed

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

Why are you making me have feelings for doctor who its 2019

[theofficialvincenzo]

The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen

Well done

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

‪**Walking some place that we’ve never been**‬

‪8yo: “I’ve seen this before.”‬

‪Me:‬

‪8yo: “You know how sometimes you go to sleep and you see things in your dreams and then later on you see them for real? Like that.”‬

‪Me, quietly terrified: “Umm oh yeah! That’s called ‘Deja Vu’! Great!”‬

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I have this too, and like a bunch of the other people who say they have this in the notes have described: it’s like...less prophetic full fledged dreams and more like a 2second snapshot of you doing an activity with no context. Like cutting paper then looking up or opening your purse with specific scenery in the background. Then you wake up and you’re like “what was that pointless dream scene.” Then later (sometimes weeks or months later), when you’re doing The Thing you’re like “oh”

[muchymozzarella]

I have these incredibly often. I basically have a useless future vision that I only know the context of within 1 second of it happening

[saanphoenix-deactivated20260411]

I vividly remember doing this once where I went fishing. I have never fished in my life and don't want to because fuck a buncha gizmos and gadgets and hooks. Anyhoo, I woke up like, "Ew, why?" Hours later, going to a different city with the fam, they ask, "You ever wanna go fishing?" and I was like, "...Oh, that's why. This pointless conversation."

[crossdreamers]

This Intersectional Feminist Vampire Movie has a Transgender Lead

Bit  is a new vampire movie about an all-female nest of undead who will bleed out boys and never resurrect them. The movie has a transgender female lead, Nicole Maines (known from Supergirl). 

The man who has made the movie, Brad Michael Elmore, is cisgender and straight, but he has clearly done his outmost to present the trans and queer characters in a realistic light (if the word “realistic” can be used to describe a transgender vampire).

Vulture has an article on the new movie, and the following quote is worth millions:

“Laurel is trying to decide whether or not she wants to join this nest of vampires, but she knows the hard rule against boys and is suddenly unsure if she’ll be welcome as a trans girl. But Duke very dryly welcomes her without condition.”

So now you know that TERFs are worse than vampires! 

Nicole Maines is the one in the middle in the sofa below.

Read the whole Vulture article on Bit here.

[plantsplacesthings]

I’m not a party gay. I’m a couch gay, a homosectional you could say

[foppishaplomb]

at least rhys is as clueless as i am

[not-cooper]

[martxoa]

Let Me Talk About Werewolves for a Second

Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha male/female romance thing? 

Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol’ dog families. Your werewolf family wouldn’t be made up of alpha males fighting each other for dominance and subjugating females. 

If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they’d be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool Parents that their kids find really embarrassing. 

[avatar-dacia]

“Wait…Emily?  Aren’t she and her whole family…you know?”

“Don’t believe everything you’ve heard; worst thing that’s ever happened over there is the twins teething on visitors’ shoes.”

[prokopetz]

Here’s the thing, though.

While the notion of the “alpha wolf” is indeed misguided, being based on observations of wolves in captivity, the dominance thing does happen. And it’s not just the adult males; adult females do it too - but it’s only a thing when wolves who aren’t related by blood end up sharing a habitat.

So consider: by some happenstance, two unrelated werewolf families end up living across the street from one another. Of course they’re not going to start brawling in the streets - they’re civilised people, after all - but that urge to show the other pack who’s boss comes out in other ways, resulting in the two clans getting, like, weirdly competitive about everything.

Imagine the Hallowe’en displays.

[severalowls]

Are you trying to tell me that the most hardcore ride-or-die PTA mothers are probably actually werewolves?

[therobotmonster]

“We’re settling this through the old ways, Helen.”

“Spiked silver chains on the night of the blood moon?”

“The spring bake sale, Helen. Turn it down a notch.”

“Fine. But when they taste my lemon squares you’re going to wish we’d gone with the silver chains, Jessi.”

Meanwhile, across the room.

“You know what I like doin’ Rob?”

“What’s that Bill?”

“Peeing out of doors.”

“Me too, Bill. But I thought you just married into the whole werewolf thing.”

“I’m just making conversation, Rob.” 

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I like it. The house inbetween their two houses is owned by a vampire family who deliberately fuel the fire because they like to watch the drama. (What? Just because you’re not allowed to kill werewolves anymore, doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with them.)

“Oh, hi Helen. Putting up the Christmas decorations, I see?”

“Yep, this light show’ll make this our best Christmas display yet.”

“Oh great! You know the Johnsons have got lifesize singing reindeer as part of their display.”

Helen’s perfectly manicured nails grow another two centimetres. “Oh they have, have they? Oh is that the time! I’m sorry Lilith, I’ve just got to go and pick something up from the shops.” She returns three hours later with six reindeer and a giant inflatable Father Christmas. Lilith runs off to tell the neighbours.

[sunshine-tattoo]

i would watch the fuck outta this garbage sitcom

[kozykore]

@drukhari

[shieldmaiden19]

Garbage? This is gold. And the kids from all 3 houses are chill with each other until they’re NOT and then it’s a life-or-death thumb war tournament for a solid week with glory and the bragging rights (and that huge fuzzy elephant Katie won at the fair because lbr) as the prize.

[maaarine]

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”