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Show & Tell
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Product Placement

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Keni
AnasAbdin

Origami Around
Three Goblin Art

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Love Begins
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@princeofuchiha @2senjutobirama19 @phlebasphoenician @avokkun @itachiwittleslut
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Hashirama: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!
Mito: Killed without hesitation
Hashirama: NO-
Madara: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Touka, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a cat.
Hashirama, wanting to do something stupid: We need to distract them!
Izuna: Leave it to me
Izuna: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Mito, Tobirama, and Noari: [Immediately begin arguing]
Hikaku, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
Naori: [sees Touka carrying groceries with both hands and holds her own hand out to take some of the load]
Touka: [absentmindedly switches all the groceries to one arm and takes Naori’s hand]
Naori, flustered: —that’s not what i—wait—
Tobirama: Wine?
Madara, trying to act cool: I don’t drink.
Tobirama, humming: Water?
Hikaku: He just said he doesn’t drink
Hashirama: [cringes]
Touka: We’re having fun, right Tobira?
Tobirama: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
[the gang at hashimitos house]
Touka, knowing neither Mito nor Hashirama can cook: Hashirama, we're hungry!
Madara: Hashirama! What's for dinner?
Tobirama: We're hungry, Hashirama!
Hashirama, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: [screams]
Toka, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Madara: [on the phone] Oi, do you know my blood type?
Tobirama: Of course, it's B-.
Madara: Oh, I guessed wrong. Hey Hashirama-!
[at a zoo]
Naori: What are they in for?
Hashirama: Naori, this isn't prison.
Naori: So they can leave?
Hashirama: No, but-
Naori, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Tobirama, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Naori: Madara's in the kitchen.
Tobirama: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Toka, Madara, Hikaku & Tobirama: [screaming]
Hashirama: [runs into the room] What's wrong, Tobirama?!
Toka: Wait, why are you asking Tobirama that when us three are also here?
Hashirama: Because Tobirama wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You guys scream whenever you have the chance.
Toka: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
Izuna, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!
Mito: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Tobirama: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Mito: Th-that's not how that works-
[Izuna, Hashirama and Madara planning on sneaking into Toka’s house]
Izuna, whispering: Hey Tobirama, do you wanna help us?
Tobirama: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.
Hikaku, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed? Mito: [half asleep] Hikaku, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for [gestures vaguely to herself] the Queen.