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trope list thingy, tagged by @emiko-sama42

@princeofuchiha @2senjutobirama19 @phlebasphoenician @avokkun @itachiwittleslut

(no pressure)

#not my regular post but i was tagged and i am nice #and being included is nice #if i tagged u and u've already done it ignore it lmao #if u wanna do it u can do it too !!#naruto

Hashirama: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Mito: Killed without hesitation

Hashirama: NO-

#Hashirama Senju #Mito Uzumaki #hashimito #incorrect quotes

Madara: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Touka, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a cat.

#madara uchiha #touka senju #incorrect quotes #incorrect naruto quotes

Hashirama, wanting to do something stupid: We need to distract them!

Izuna: Leave it to me

Izuna: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Mito, Tobirama, and Noari: [Immediately begin arguing]

Hikaku, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

#Hashirama Senju #izuna #Mito Uzumaki #Tobirama Senju #naori uchiha #Hikaku Uchiha #perfect friendship group™#i miss touka :((((((#will include her tmrw #oh its 12 #will include her today

Naori: [sees Touka carrying groceries with both hands and holds her own hand out to take some of the load]

Touka: [absentmindedly switches all the groceries to one arm and takes Naori’s hand]

Naori, flustered: —that’s not what i—wait—

#lesbians #what can i say #touka senju #naori uchiha #naori x touka #i am not aware of their ship name #can be platonic btw !!!

Tobirama: Wine?

Madara, trying to act cool: I don’t drink.

Tobirama, humming: Water?

Hikaku: He just said he doesn’t drink

Hashirama: [cringes]

#Hashirama #madara uchiha #Hikaku Uchiha #Tobirama Senju #no because only tobi mito and naori are functional members of society #Izuna is there on good days

Touka: We’re having fun, right Tobira?

Tobirama: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#touka senju #tobirama senju #incorrect quotes #context is for losers #senju clan

[the gang at hashimitos house]

Touka, knowing neither Mito nor Hashirama can cook: Hashirama, we're hungry!

Madara: Hashirama! What's for dinner?

Tobirama: We're hungry, Hashirama!

Hashirama, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: [screams]

#Hashirama Senju #Tobirama Senju #madara uchiha #touka senju #hashimito #i dislike how only tobi and hashi's names capitalise #i thought they were communists #anyways think i said this before but they CANNOT cook !!!#they just starve until someone gives them food or they go out to eat #a problem that neither of them wish to fix

Toka, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

#toka senju #incorrect quotes #i just #i just think she's neat

Madara: [on the phone] Oi, do you know my blood type?

Tobirama: Of course, it's B-.

Madara: Oh, I guessed wrong. Hey Hashirama-!

#madara uchiha #Tobirama Senju #madatobi #incorrect quotes #lol guess whos back #i had a realisation and....i dont need to post everyday ??? takes a burden off my chest tbh #i'll post when i have smth thats worth posting instead of quotes that dont make sense #that being said i've amassed tonnes of quotes

[at a zoo]

Naori: What are they in for?

Hashirama: Naori, this isn't prison.

Naori: So they can leave?

Hashirama: No, but-

Naori, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

#naori uchiha #hashirama senju #incorrect quotes #i feel like shes super smart but also dumb #too shy to like....announce announce this but im gonna be taking a break-#mental health has been going 📉#kinda been having a depressive episode for a while lmao #but like i'll come back when i feel better #who knows how long THAT will take #but uh y e a h

Tobirama, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Naori: Madara's in the kitchen.

Tobirama: You’re on thin fucking ice.

#tobirama senju #naori uchiha #madatobi #so much tbrm content lately because im stressed and i love him #incorrect quotes #i regret everything

Toka, Madara, Hikaku & Tobirama: [screaming]

Hashirama: [runs into the room] What's wrong, Tobirama?!

Toka: Wait, why are you asking Tobirama that when us three are also here?

Hashirama: Because Tobirama wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You guys scream whenever you have the chance.

#hashirama senju #tobirama senju #toka senju #madara uchiha #hikaku uchiha #incorrect quotes #s h a m e #imagine being called out by hsrm of all ppl

Toka: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.

Izuna, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

#toka: *heavy breathing*#izuna uchiha #toka senju #izuna x touka

Mito: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Tobirama: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Mito: Th-that's not how that works-

#mito uzumaki #tobirama senju #this would be like their 4th conversation #ever #and poor mito would be so confused like she just had to marry an overly emotional tree god and her brother in law is literally his exact #opposite #she needs a break ok #incorrect quotes

[Izuna, Hashirama and Madara planning on sneaking into Toka’s house]

Izuna, whispering: Hey Tobirama, do you wanna help us?

Tobirama: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

#izuna uchiha #tobirama senju #hashirama senju #madara uchiha #incorrect quotes

Hikaku, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed? Mito: [half asleep] Hikaku, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for [gestures vaguely to herself] the Queen.

#mito uzumaki #hikaku uchiha #incorrect quotes #i mean she isnt wrong per say-

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