[sukebanfactory]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

what type of dog is this

[nicolerichiecirca2003]

listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that 

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[reallyabitch]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[fearlessvampirekillers-deactiva]

I love the academy is!! William Beckett, Sisky Business, The Butcher and *looks at smudged writing on hand* My Garden.

[nickxdee-deactivated20181221]

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

[starrybean]

*wakes up in the middle of the night to check neko atsume*

[verygaygirlfriendkiranerys-deac]

me driving: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ladyshinga]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[seaofdreams-moved]

SEEING EVERYONE WITH FALLOUT 4 LIKE

[dovescape]

parent: never have sex child: i’m asexual parent: what do you mean you have to have sex

[here-be-dragons-ox-blog]

[deathlyart]

when u pet a dog and their eyes get all squinty reblog if u agree

[laurenmichelle310]

netflix and don’t touch me

[oddly-romantic]

anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -

me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it

anxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it

me:

me: …..go on