Dude, your hair's on fire

Justin, 25, living in GA. I reblog the things I like. Girls (especially with glasses), pokemon, cannabis, cars and motorcycles, THE QUEEN B, weak ass science, cute animals, random facts, anime, emerging alcoholism, futurism, things that I find amusing, dismantling societal power structures, being outdoors, and ya know, stuff. Stick around, this blog reflects me pretty well I suppose, kinda. Talk to me or submit content. I crave interaction and attention so come on.

[grimeclown]

my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess

[cursedcatpictures]

w Ör k

[princesstigerbelle]

Hacker voice:

I’m in

[dogposts]

This dog unlocked the door for his human. 13/10 the best boy

[izzyhill]

[durbikins]

[vriskanon]

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

[wizardshark]

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

[vriskanon]

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

[avelokadrawsguts]

Someone probably already drew this better, but the description was so much fun I had to give it a try.

[hentaikid]

Isn’t this supposed to be a WWII thing? The ak wasn’t invented yet. Lacks realism.

[vriskanon]

You’re absolutely right hentai kid. A woman riding a bear dual-weilding AK47s would be unrealistic because overwatch is set during World War II and AK47s had yet to be invented

[fuelandfreedomcom]

#Repost @slipstreamcreations ・・・ The CB360 scrambler we recently finished, out in the daylight. It came out pretty tidy we think. What do you think of that original Candy Topaz Orange color? #cb360 #cb360t #scrambler #tracker #caferacer #candytopazorange #vintagehonda #vintagemotorcycle #custommotorcycle #bratstyle #hondacb https://www.instagram.com/p/BmDMZ8PBqSb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xo1nff1ziv2u

[sridevi]

[coffeebreakexpresso]

[coffeebreakexpresso]

[fatfrogsblog]

[coolxatu]

chicken nugget

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[iraffiruse]

[drubtwopointoh-blog-deactivated]

This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.

[lj-lovegood]

Amen.

[adamndisgrace]

I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.

[misa-nthropy]

[amaranthnymph]

[visionsofgidevn-deactivated2019]

Me.

[especially]

[scumfuckus]

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

[scumfuckus]

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

your dad is a fucking innovator

[wizardlyghost]

hey for no reason whatsoever at what age would i completely hypothetically be able to murder jeff bezos

[meowth]

[lessbridges]

@sentientvagina

[petty-davis-eyes-deactivated202]

HE’S SO SPOOKY AND BEAUTIFUL

[tastefullyoffensive]

This finally clears things up.

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

Youve seen some shit if you seen these