WAFFLES

Amrit, 19, UK “There is another alphabet, whispering from every leaf, singing from every river, shimmering from every sky.” ~currently on semi-hiatus~

[canardroublard]

has this been done before or…?

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memescomedy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[its-arrested-development]

[sarcastic-space-gal]

Star Trek + Text Posts 1/?

[aboutreciprocation]

…holy shit

[iamtheaardvark]

None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11

[ammit420]

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

[jumex]

*has a piece of bread and calms down a little*

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[vibinwitch]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

[everclara]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[stametsculberr]

to quote the icon that is john mulaney: “i have had a long day, i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under”

[mcavoy]

[1999gorl]

[no-mi-torta]

[croatia-nt]

around croatia in 30 places

↳ trogir; “medieval walls on a tiny island, marble streets gleaming mysteriously under old-fashioned streetlights, intact and beautiful buildings from its age of glory between the 13th and 15th centuries.”

[amesantiagos]

hello, it’s me…