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[monologuin]

My problem is you, Smellis.

Ben told you to finish the website, and if you don’t do it, I swear to God I’m going to murder you in your sleep. I know where you live – fourteenth street, right? (Getting quieter and quieter) I’m going to get a melon baller and scoop your eyes out and eat them and your Congressman uncle is going to have to buy you a dog to drag your eyeless face around. Do you understand me? (Slowly kisses him on the nose, then slaps him.) Do it. 

April, Parks and Recreation

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MRW my micromanaging pseudo GM told me that I should do what he says instead of what my actual boss tells me to do.

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#budgetfriendlydrunk #chooseyourownadventure #alcoholadventures

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#foodporn #pistachioception

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#pegasuscitybrewery #ninevolt #tripel #reppinlocal (at Monkey King Noodle Company)

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#wat #fivestarreview #localcraftbeer #findtheonethatisnt #idontthinkthispersonknowswhatlocalmeans #903brewers #3nationsbrewing #deepellumbrewingco #blueowlbrewing #martinhousebrewing #bishopciderco (at Monkey King Noodle Company Carrollton)

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#mmmm #coffeemakin #engrish (at Caffebene Carrollton, TX)

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#sneakpeek #pintnight #numerosix @mknoodleco @deepellumbrewing #september19 #mknccarrollton #sendnoodz (at Monkey King Noodle Company Carrollton)

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#drinklocal #bishopciderco #martinhousebrewing #blueowlbrewing #deepellumbrewingco #3nationsbrewing #903brewers #revolverbrewing #shinerbock #lonestarbeer (at Monkey King Noodle Company Carrollton)

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#isthisthereallife #isthisheaven #imperialsaltylady #freakydeaky #fiestyblonde #takeallmymoney #ilovebeer #idroppedaulyssessgrantonthisstuff #iwillmurderanyonewhotriestodrinkanyofthesewithoutmypermission *cough cough* @massthoughtpro *nudge nudge* (at Lone Star Beverages)

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#clouds #beautifuldayafterall #rainraingoaway #letusdrinkbeerandjamtolivemusic (at Panther Island Pavilion)

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Thanks @higuyzskateboards! #sphynx #sloth #pizza #rat #serendipitous

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Ohmuhgawd y'all #decisionsdecisions #newbeerchoices

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#sushiwiththebff #padthai #squidsalad #misosoup #mango #avocado #spicycrab #tempurashrimp #spicytuna #cucumber #soysauce #wasabi #ginger #moarginger #alltheginger (at Kaji Sushi & Grill)

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#mypeeps #glassblower #llamaselfie #woodencross #babygoat (at Scarborough Renaissance Festival)

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#llamaselfie #scarboroughfaire this petting zoo always gets all my money. I also bonded with a zonkey. (at Scarborough Renaissance Festival)

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#purotacos #pollo #contodo #salsaverde #cilantro #sebollas #foodporn #gringo

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Nom nom nom #saurkart