The Official Sir

A mess of a blog run by a mess of a human being

[pukicho]

You’re all beautiful in your own special way

[goldenpaintspray-deactivated202]

Actually I am very ugly

[pukicho]

Okay then I was wrong

[tankycinna]

Post Hangout Feedback Form

Was I weird?

Are you sure?

What was the weirdest thing I did? Be as detailed as possible.

How could I be less weird in the future? Be as detailed as possible.

Do you have any complaints or feedback regarding my behavior? Be as detailed as possible.

Would you be open to hanging out again in the future?

Should I give you some space after this? If yes, for how long should I avoid you?

Was I weird?

Are you absolutely sure?

I'm sorry.

[segamascott]

[willgrahamscock]

shoutout to all the amazing aborted fics inside some mentally ill guys head rn, I would have loved to give it kudos

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[catchymemes]

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[lexidius]

@funnier-when-objectum

[3000s]

what the hell did i do

[3000s]

home goods blocked me

[3000s]

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

[sexhaver]

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

[glavilio]

so thank you to hungryroot for sponsoring this video as we deep dive into the obscure origin of a peasent-dish-turned-fast-food phenomenon and make the original honey busterd pickled sea fuck meal. this time on tasting history

[catcrumb]

[woodmeat]

technically all men are lightskin because if you’ve ever held a dick you can feel the heartbeat

[theundeadleone]

I just do not understand how Arby’s still makes money

[woodmeat]

????? ??????

[grawly]

what did tumblr look like back in the 90s

[grawly]

[6eanr]

this says tubr

[grawly]

it was the 90s 

[grawly]

every so often i think about this post and how it was completely spur of the moment from the jump and it all just kind of pieced together perfectly. really beautiful. really truly beautiful honestly.

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[thulium]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has