[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[rightplace-wrongtime]

I have no words

[thelogicalanxiouscreativeheart]

I usually just pull my arms into the shirt and pull it over

[just-call-me-robin]

Thank you science side of tumblr

[creigo]

i dont trust people who have a cup by their sink for when they brush their teeth. yall too good to drink out of your hands? too good to live like our ancestors? imperial scum

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[intoxicatedindreams]

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

[starving-shartist]

90% of the way there, just need to have my wedding on saturday and I’ll be g2g

[psychedelicfelon]

Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.

[takanashiia]

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

[fat-gold-fish]

how do u actually save bees?

[viva-la-bees]

Plant bee-friendly flowers

Support your local beekeepers

Set up bee hotels for solitary bees

If you see a lethargic bee feed it sugar water

Spread awareness of the importance off bees

[l0veyu]

+Don’t eat honey✌🏻

[ogaycanyousee]

NO.

That will not help save the bees at all. They need the excess honey removed from their hives. That’s the beekeepers entire livelihood.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Seriously refusing to eat honey is one of those well-meaning but ultimately terrible ideas. The bees make way too much honey and need it out in order to thrive (not being funny but that was literally a side effect in Bee Movie). Plus that’s the only way for the beekeepers to make the money they need to keep the bees healthy. Do not stop eating honey because somebody on Tumblr told you too.

[jumpingjacktrash]

excess honey, if not removed, can ferment and poison the bees. even if it doesn’t, it attracts animals and other insects which can hurt the bees or even damage the hive. why vegans think letting bees stew in their own drippings is ‘cruelty-free’ is beyond me. >:[

the fact that we find honey yummy and nutritious is part of why we keep bees, true, but the truth is we mostly keep them to pollinate our crops. the vegetable crops you seem to imagine would still magically sustain us if we stopped cultivating bees.

and when you get right down to it… domestic bees aren’t confined in any way. if they wanted to fly away, they could, and would. they come back to the wood frame hives humans build because those are nice places to nest.

so pretending domestic bees have it worse than wild bees is just the most childish kind of anthropomorphizing.

[foxthebeekeeper]

If anything, man-made hives are MORE suitable for bees to live in because we have mathematically determined their optimal living space and conditions, and can control them better in our hives. We also can treat them for diseases and pests much easier than we could if they were living in, say, a tree.

Tl;dr for all of this: eating honey saves the bees from themselves, and keeping them in man-made hives is good for them.

[thebeeblogger]

✌️✌️✌️

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

Plus, buying honey supports bee owners, which helps them maintain the hives, and if they get more money they can buy more hives, which means more bees!

[foulroot-blog]

Cotton Candy Heart

[mvnicx]

[starryeyeddreamergirl]

Types of people (as months)

January - Stargazing, photo albums, overwhelmingly deep thoughts, infinity scarves, leather jacket, different shades of grey, perceptive, still makes mixtapes, loves 80′s movies

February - Oversized hoodies, messy hair, gentle cuddles on the couch, rom-coms, pastel colors, cute doodles, butterfly kisses, quirky love-notes, adores emojis, hopeless romantic

March - Strong coffee, dark chocolate, documentaries, analytical, perfect balance of right and left brain, intense, moody, know-it-all, intelligent conversations, rude but endearing, secretly kinda insane

April - Rainy days, open windows, piles of books, sleek laptop cover, blogger-life, quirky morning rituals, is always ready for coffee or tea, actually knows what brunch is

May - Flower crowns, daisy chains, succulents, minimalistic, thrift shop, plays ukulele, cute glasses, always being called “hipster”, is fascinated by bees, supports local coffee shops, probably a vegan

June - Beachy waves, freckles, is addicted to sunshine, outdoorsy, adventurous, actually likes being active, a kind-hearted loner, can probably surf, has the Best™ Instagram feed ever

July - Bonfires, sparklers, cutoff jeans, dancing late into the night, wild laughter, picnics, running barefoot, free-spirit, iced lemonade, probably drives too fast, forever young

August - Graffitti, torn denim, lace-up sneakers, ‘Wreck This Journal’, dyed hair, wants/has piercings and tattoos, Hot Topic for days, doesn’t take crap from anyone, was probably an emo in highschool

September - Notebooks, scribbles, highlighter pens, cardigans, scented candles, notes in the margins, muted colors, loves the smell of books, constantly feels out-of-place, overthinks everything

October - Pumpkin-flavored everything, fancy coffee, glitter, likes the nice things, sassy, prefers to be treated like royalty, gullible, scary when angry, dramatic as heck

November - Knitted jumpers, leg warmers, candid smiles, plaid button-ups, soft aesthetic, nude tones, indie music, bullet journals, always takes cream and sugar in their coffee

December - Warm smiles, bright colors, hot chocolate, fresh baked cookies, mature, probably a hugger, talkative, total ‘mom friend’, loves everyone, is always ready to let you rant

[hhhbuckybarnes]

“i am groot”

“i am steve rogers”

me: I AM CRYING

[hypokeimena]

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

[welcomeaboardwanker]

Sounds like parents trap lol

[paperboat-s-blog]

that one guitar riff after-

i mean

that harmony durin–

shoot

uh

dear evan hansen in general reblog if u agree

[audaciousescapades-deactivated2]

I have this theory that Neville is supposed to represent everything that Peter could have been. You know, both of them were the weak link in the friend group, the guy easily influenced. But instead, Rowling made Neville weak to prove the two paths an individual could take. How each of our weaknesses manifest in different ways. Peter’s weakness made him a villain, ultimately worse than Voldemort because he betrayed his friends, while Neville’s weakness made him work harder and in the end made him Harry’s strongest ally.

[cameralinz]

Harry = James, Ron = Sirius, Hermione = Remus, Neville = Peter, Ginny = Lily, Luna = Snape. 

You will notice that none of the six from the old generation survived. The kids each have traits from the old generation but they’re here to fix the past, and thus must survive the series to metaphorically right the past. Some may raise their eyebrows at Luna as Snape, but just as Harry represents James (the popular kid who was good at quidditch, but didn’t become arrogant like his father) or like Peter and Neville (two people who could have been cowards, but Neville rises to life’s challenges) Luna mirrors Snape in being mocked, a pariah, Looney Lovegood and Snivellus. Instead of being resentful, she rose above it, and loved herself regardless. 

If you went with Harry to the Ministry of Magic in book 5, you mattered beyond just backing him up against Voldemort. This core six represented the loss and failure of the Marauders generation, and the hopes of a post-Voldemort future.  

[mischievous-mo0ny-deactivated20]

Holy shit

[marauders4evr]

WAIT!

Might I suggest every single thing from the above except

Harry = Sirius

Ron = James

Harry was the boy who grew up in an unloved house that was neglectful at best, abusive at worst, but eventually went to Hogwarts, was sorted into Gryffindor despite the odds of being in Slytherin, and found a new family in a group of friends.

Ron was the brave adventurous boy who grew up in a loving household (that was pureblood but quirky/uninterested in social norms), a boy who took in this raggedy abused kid as his brother, a boy whose family accepted said brother as one of their own without hesitation. (And on the ‘foil’ side, Ron represents the opposite of James as well, being a self-conscious poor kid compared to James’ arrogant rich side. Two sides of the same coin.)

[charlottec21]

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

They just know better.

[theactorsmind-blog]

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

[daywatch]

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

[harrypotter-reread-blog]

and accurate.

[hogwartshousesreactions]

When house differences occur in real life

Me (a Slytherin) & my Gryffindor classmate discussing some scenes from the movies

And then like

I go ‘Draco’ all the time and she goes 'Malfoy’ naturally

[hideinharryshair]

[the--boy--who---lived]