Pretty Gay, Man

20, in England. Obsessed with pitch perfect but this blog is a mess of everything I like. With a lot of wlw 😍

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[rincewitch]

there’s so much going on here

[the-boy-tm]

Reblog if you should have known you were gay earlier due to your constant obsession with female actresses/youtubers you “just wanted to be like”

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do u ever just wonder how another person’s brain works

[magicalinspo]

take a breath, spit out the blood in your mouth, and get back up on your feet. you still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

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Me getting up from the chair at the dentist after a quadruple root canal

[failchild]

A very, very tender lover. I’m sure. I’m positive. ↳ jeff goldblum talking about loki/grandmaster absolutely and completely unprompted

[thevastnessof]

People who make hades the bad guy and only unattractive god in a movie are cowards, its 2018, it’s time to grow up and blame zeus for everything

[everyoneisalittlebitgaysometimes]

Did somebody say Lovestrucks Astoria games? Honestly I’m in love with medusa but I really enjoyed hades’ story line. And he is a mighty fine god 👌

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Good

[annakendrick4ever]

Anna “Am I on your list?”

The Daily Show

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[ridleydaisy]

the curse of the black pearl vs at world’s end

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I love this because you have Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself in the first one to becoming this master sword fighter and leader of ALL pirates. You watch Will who was just this angsty little brat head over heels for Elizabeth become this grown man who faced all his demons.

and then there’s Jack

[sarahsupastar]

“Elizabeth who couldn’t even defend herself”

Do you mean…

Elizabeth who improvised a weapon when pirates invaded her bedroom

Elizabeth who could have run for the exits but instead went straight for the swords

Elizabeth who demanded to speak with a pirate captain and then used the leverage she had to get him to agree to her demands

Elizabeth who CAME AT BARBOSSA WITH A GODDAMN KNIFE and then fucking STABBED HIM when she couldn’t get away

Elizabeth who was trapped on a tiny island with nothing but crates of rum and a man she couldn’t stand and who used those supplies to summon a rescue party for herself

Elizabeth who made a rope out of sheets and climbed down the back of a ship to save the day herself when no one would listen to her about how dangerous the pirates were

Elizabeth who snuck onto the Black Pearl, knocked two cursed pirates straight off their ship, and rescued Jack’s entire crew

Elizabeth who rowed straight back into danger without any backup instead of running away with everyone else

Elizabeth who came to Will’s rescue with a blunt object and a one-liner

Elizabeth who proceeded to team up with Will to take down all the remaining pirates in the cave

Elizabeth who – without being asked or told what was going on – faked unconsciousness to create a distraction for Will’s rescue of Jack

Elizabeth who stepped in front of a ring of muskets, successfully protecting Jack and Will from being shot or captured

Elizabeth may have learned some impressive sword tricks in the later movies, but she was a Badass from day one.

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preach

[katiethecumberbabe-deactivated2]

Elizabeth Swann is a queen.

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[heatthledger]

Simple people.

[lochnessmorgan]

I love how making of Sense8 is actually much simpler than I thought.

[taco-bellamy]

Here’s some more bc why not:

[meremothh]

Two Types of Adventure Time Fans After the Finale:

1. Thank you Finn and Jake, for growing up with me and shaping me to be the person I am today. I am so happy I could spend this time with you

2. MY FUNKY LITTLE LEsbIANs THEY KISSED I AM FUFILLED THANK YOU ADVENTURETIME IT TRULY IS 20GAYTEEN

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Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[assgod]

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

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Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

[dakotajonson]

A whole nation would go gay for me.

[lokirevenger]

LGBTQ+ superheroes for Pride month ❤ 

[mictheautistic]

Nice try but the first 3 are not gay. You Tumblr degenerate send your wishful thinking. seriously do you people have to ruin everything…

[romanovanatalia]

Deadpool is pansexual. Loki is bisexual and gender fluid. Wonder Woman is bisexual like all the Amazons. Educate yourself about comic canon before saying something ridiculous.

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Do you have any reliable sources that can back this up?

[glamourweaver]

You mean… besides the fucking comics?!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Wonder Woman was shown as canonically bisexual in the main DCU continuity in Wonder Woman: Year One (She was heavily implied to be numerous times before then but it was stated canonically in that comic that she had romantic and sexual relationships with multiple Amazons and left her girlfriend behind to journey to our world to stop the threat of Ares sons bringing chaos and war to the world)

She’s also canonically bisexual in Wonder Woman: Earth One where she straight up tells Steve Trevor that another Amazon is her lover and also in DC Comics Bombshells where she and Mera were girlfriends

Loki is canonically bisexual and generfluid…they have shifted from male to female multiple times stating that both are their real form and Odin, Loki’s father, referred to Loki as “Their child who is both male and female” in a published Marvel comics

And anyone who thinks Deadpool is straight has not only never read the comics but also apparently never been to see either movie either because I’m not sure what part of Deadpool grabbing Colossus’s chrome plated ass and dry humping him made them think “Yeah this is a Totally Straight Hetero Just Bros Being Bros”

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Fucking fake nerd bros

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I’m glad Monarch and Lorelei haven’t kissed yet. I’m in ENDSEASON CLIFFHANGER HELL and LOVING IT. Give me that S L O W B U R N S U F F E R I N G

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