[azuphere]

OH

[diphowell]

power couple, dan and phil

[azuphere]

just read your last ask response and this is me realizing in real time i now have an even more drastically different interpretation of internet stars post hard launch than i thought i did jesus christ dan really was just announcing to the world that phil was his wasnt he fucking hell

(x) SJDFS right!! like god it wasn't just an exaggeration when dan said you'd be in the bedroom of the person you've been thinking about for years. they were in love when dan was tying phil up and telling him his skin would taste good. he rlly was letting everyone know that phil is his and everyone else can fuck off <3

[ahappydnp]

At this point I'm 80% sure there'll be a wedding bit during hard launch tour with how much they've been joking about it ToT

and everyone who's saying the vows will be madlibs is also probably right, it makes a lot of sense. I for one am looking forward to it

i vow to [CUM] with you and [SHART] on your [DIL DOLL] until we both [CUM CUM CUM CUM]

[ahappydnp]

They'll get fake married on stage every night or something, that's gotta be it right? Maybe the wows will be audience written mad libs? They'll be like "ok you'll get to direct our wedding yourselves, hope your happy :p"

oh god it's gonna be mad libs wedding vows isn't it.

[doubtsandpixiedust]

The story of the progressively more empty left side of the couch (lovingly)

[ahappydnp]

Forget dnp I want to watch twilight with you 😭

being next to someone spouting facts is fun in theory until you can't turn me off and we've spent 40 minutes with the movie paused while i stand up to pace as i go on a rant

[bleachblondephil]

still there <3

[userlesbian]

thank you famed vampire romance author daniel howell

[lesbiphannie]

phil’s completely deadpan delivery of ‘would you have stalked his youtube channel’ is killing me off

[ahappydnp]

they should invent a dan and phil that posts videos online

[ahappydnp]

why were you looking for your first dms to see if they were cute. WHY were you looking for your first dms to see if they were cute why-

[gaythewholetime]

@mrbeast GET A JOB!!! STAY AWAY FROM THEM!!

[reunitedinterlude]

pinof one unedited footage

[userlesbian]

genuinely what the fuck is wrong with their house

[diphowell]

Dan wanted a copy of the PINOF footage that included him and the boy he was falling hard and fast for kissing in said boy's bedroom.

[diphowell]

that is his man!