Eve Snapdragon

She/her - Minor - Aroace

[evesnapdragon]

── .✦ I'm Eve!

16, Aroace (romance & sex repulsed), she/her.

I'm a young artist/writer! I also crochet/other crafts and I play the flute! (Woodwind section leader muahaha)

Likes: Animaniacs, Detectives, Agatha Christie, Moomin, D&D, Crochet, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Space!

Dislikes: Fascism

Current favorite movie: Wet Hot American Summer!

Current favorite songs: Linked here!

Current obsession: N/A

── .✦ Where else to find me?

I am EveSnapdragon basically anywhere. If there's an Eve Snapdragon, it's me. I'm on Artfight, Toyhouse, Youtube, Tiktok, and more!

── .✦ Blog Details

Other blog(s): @eves-starlog @evesaestheticdump

Tags: #my posts #my art #silly joke #askbox #old posts (heritage posts!) #vent #bandposting #favorite posts #sillyposting (sh*tposting but I dont swear) #moots #reblogs #rebogs (when I add my own thoughts to the rb)

Links: Favorite songs, Ex-obsession list

── .✦ Question of the eon: Thot son or gay daughter?

↓↓ Read my DNI! ↓↓

I also block freely!

OBVIOUS DNI: FASCISTS and POST-FASCISTS, Bigots (except @homophobla), MAGA, Neo-Nazis, Bigoted religious folk.

LESS OBVIOUS DNI: Paras/Radqueers , Pro/Darkshippers, Anti-Therians, TransIDs/RCTAs, and unkind people!!

YOU ARE SAFE HERE: Queers, Genderqueers, Neurodivergents, PoC, Women, Furries & Therians (Not Zoophiles), Radnormals, Open-minded religious folk, Non-religious folk.

[throo]

Taco Bell taking more accountability than the US government

[evesnapdragon]

Ouch

Good for taco bell I want my baja blast back

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[brasscyanide]

I do all the midwestern things. "Welp" whenever anything inconvenient happens. Would go outside during tornado warnings if not for my parents stopping me. I like the foods and say the things.

[evesnapdragon]

Oooo yes the Midwester stuff!

Meijer's, horror = hore, I'm going to = imunna

Love me some midwesternisms

[peskyquail]

I have adopted some midwesternisms but I am also very Hispanic so I am in a weird limbo

[evesnapdragon]

Oh man yeah that's gotta be fun

I love when different cultures collide and make some weird beautiful Frankenstein ('s monster)

[antigeneticsociety]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Ohhhh caesar zeppeli you done this again to my wine glasses

[aveilliam]

✨️🎵 list 5 of your favorite songs, and post them w/ this ask! Thrn send this to ten of yur moots 🎵✨️

(You don't have to if you don't want to!)

ooh thx for the question!! hmmmm at this moment i would probably say (in no particular order)

new money (the great gatsby)

2. only tea (the great gatsby)

3. i can't decide (scissor sisters)

4. the main character (will wood)

5. death of a bachelor (panic! at the disco)

thanks again for the ask :DDDDD

[evesnapdragon]

oooooooo as in bad luhrmans great gatsby? Or sm else :3

[aveilliam]

hehe actually gatsby the musical!!!! ITS SO FIRE!!!!! and so fun!!

new money is such a banger its crazy catchy (im pretty sure the ending part went viral a while ago but personally im a huge fan of the chorus).

only tea is such a whimsical chaotic nick and gatsby duet set right before gatsby reunites with daisy ("todays the day!!") and he is absolutely GOING THROUGH IT trying to make sure everythings perfect and nick is so done with him. gatsby hops a fence to escape at the end loll

would very very recommend giving the soundtrack a listen!! :DD thx for letting me yap abt this :))

[evesnapdragon]

Ofc! I've listened to the first half of the audiobook like 5 times (up to meeting Daisy) and finally got to listen to the whole thing... it's famous for a reason. I've seen the movie once but I really wanna see the musical! Maybe someone I know has access to a recording of a performance...

And if I do have time/remember I'd love to give the soundtrack a listen! Thanks for the rec!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my personal Star Wars conspiracy theory, since none of you asked, is that the solar panels on TIE fighter wings only generate like 1% of the power the ship needs and the Empire put them there as greenwashing propaganda

[deusben]

i wish i was in a band (guy who can play 0 instruments)

[evesnapdragon]

Might I recommend... a band of the marching variety

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[sharkgirldick]

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Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

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( -3-) (-Ɛ- )

Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Two. Gulpin. Tuesday. You know the drill by now.

[314girls-in-a-trenchcoat]

And the Gulpin were lesbians

[sharkgirldick]

Correct.

[evesnapdragon]

ITS STILL TUESDAY YAY

[brasscyanide]

The username "Brass Cyanide" makes me think of a band-themed Agatha Christie mystery.

Like i literally cannot associate cyanide with anything else im sorry

hehee I don't know a whole lot about Agatha Christie but I *do* know that that's a pretty cool compliment (or at least that's what I'm taking it as), thank you :)

It's actually the name of a Killjoy self insert OC (from Danger Days by Gerard Way/MCR) that I ended up liking enough to make my username everwhere else :)

[evesnapdragon]

sick!! Definitely a compliment, I'm glad you at least know who she is ToT

Prerty cool though I dont know too much about mcr (ikik I dont belong on this site) but thats neattttt

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[brasscyanide]

I do all the midwestern things. "Welp" whenever anything inconvenient happens. Would go outside during tornado warnings if not for my parents stopping me. I like the foods and say the things.

[evesnapdragon]

Oooo yes the Midwester stuff!

Meijer's, horror = hore, I'm going to = imunna

Love me some midwesternisms

[crysthemist]

Some classic Midwestern phrases that will never leave us no matter where we go:

Ope!

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity!

*any goodbye with family or friends that lasts anywhere between 15 minutes and an hour*

[evesnapdragon]

oh my lord yes

My dad is always talking about the humidity lmao

And yes saying goodbye is a pain let me leave but also the best conversations happen when yiure otw to the door!

[aveilliam]

✨️🎵 list 5 of your favorite songs, and post them w/ this ask! Thrn send this to ten of yur moots 🎵✨️

(You don't have to if you don't want to!)

ooh thx for the question!! hmmmm at this moment i would probably say (in no particular order)

new money (the great gatsby)

2. only tea (the great gatsby)

3. i can't decide (scissor sisters)

4. the main character (will wood)

5. death of a bachelor (panic! at the disco)

thanks again for the ask :DDDDD

[evesnapdragon]

oooooooo as in bad luhrmans great gatsby? Or sm else :3

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[brasscyanide]

I do all the midwestern things. "Welp" whenever anything inconvenient happens. Would go outside during tornado warnings if not for my parents stopping me. I like the foods and say the things.

[evesnapdragon]

Oooo yes the Midwester stuff!

Meijer's, horror = hore, I'm going to = imunna

Love me some midwesternisms

[evesnapdragon]

and then i was stupid and realized i wasn’t following you earlier :(

i beg thee for forgiveness :(

Aw its okay! You're not stupid! All is forgiven <3

[chqoswood]

Hello I keep doing this stupid thing where I accidentally hit unfollow because im a bit dumb please forgive meeeeeee :<

you are forgiven my dear friend :) no you’re not dumb

[evesnapdragon]

oh thank you thank you for your forgiveness

And i appreciate not being called dumb :>

[texaschef-offical]

dude golden hour by JVKE is so good!

[evesnapdragon]

bored so I'll listen to it

Holy shi it has an orchestral version

[texaschef-offical]

it’s good as fuck dude

[evesnapdragon]

OH MY GOD

WTH

the ending was so good

lowk could see a Great Gatsby montage set to this like feels like it would fit in the Baz Luhrman movie perfectly

anyways gonna listen to the orchestral version now but seriously wth