Things Said Between The INTX Twins At School
“would it be easier to coat something in powdered aluminum or…”
“I hate to disappoint you, but unfortunately, you’re just completely wrong”
“yeah I did the homework two minutes ago”
“the teacher asked if I had prepared anything and I had meant to but I forgot so I just did it on the fly”
“see, I KNOW I’m a terrible student, but none of the teachers have to know that I don’t do the homework until class starts”
“apparently people still think I actually study”
“no I really don’t know that much about it”
“we pretty much only care about coffee, murder, and random history knowledge”
“what makes you think you can talk to us?”
“sorry, we couldn’t stand by and let you confuse these innocent people with your inaccurate information”
“if you seriously expected us to be in class together and not start debating each other for absolutely no other reason than the debate then you, dear human, were sorely mistaken”
“I’m sorry I completely decimated every point you tried to make, you were just so painfully wrong”
“yes, people are allowed to voice their opinions, but if I can better argue mine against someone else’s then that person is going to get wrecked and that’s that, deal with it”
“just because you can talk, doesn’t mean you should”
“please, shut up. your idiocy is lowering my IQ just from being in the same room as you”
“I thought about doing my homework before class started and then I played guitar for three hours”
“procrastination is our specialty”
“oh that sounded rehearsed? we just improvised as we went along”
“there’s nothing to psychoanalyze anymore”
“what’s the point of being logical in this place? it’s full of feelers”
“I’m going to lose any shred of sanity I have left stuck here”
“we shouldn’t act smarter than everyone, but we can’t really help it if everyone is is being stupid”
“it’s not our fault we’re emotionless robots”
“we haven’t had enough caffeine to deal with this”
“the air is thick with the stomach churning scent of emotion”
“if you can’t look at it objectively then I can’t help you”
“I wish I could explain exactly what I did, but the truth is I have absolutely no idea”
“i look at things three ways: cynical, critical, and sometimes hypothetical.”
“we aren’t ‘clingy and refusing to share each other with other people’, we’re possessive and aggressive”
“don’t try to placate me, somebody just misquoted Sherlock”
“I know I said I wouldn’t but I really want to fight someone”
“we’re too logical for this”
“that would never work in real life”
“the chemical symbol for platinum isn’t Pl, it’s Pt”
“I can’t proofread this unless you want the entire paper covered in red pen grammar corrections”
“no offense, but we really don’t care”
“someone tried to tell me I was wrong and then found out they were the one that was wrong”
“we may not look like it, but there is enough concentrated sass, logic, and straight up savagery in these tiny bodies to wipe out the entire state”
“it’s called twin telepathy, don’t ask us to explain it”
“someone besides us mentioned Nietzsche oh my god”
“excuse you, you’re in our way”
“I’m surrounded by extroverts”
