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[kuroshimae]

helen walne photos that make me feel a certain way

[door]

sign at Hinewai Reserve in Aotearoa

[zegalba]

Ozawa Tsuyoshi: Vegetable Weapon (2011)

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[cannibalchicken]

[plaguedocboi]

Got designer shades just to hide your face

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jam-etc]

Wholesome

[shithowdy]

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

[songofsaraneth]

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

[songofsaraneth]

while i actually made this post back in May, since New Year’s is approaching here’s some of my fave suggestions from the tags if you’re looking for inspiration!

other favorites from the notes I didn’t get screenshots of at the time:

learn the names/species of local plants, bugs, and birds where you live (iNaturalist or Merlin the bird app help with this)

learn the rules to 10 new card games

steal the colored paint cards from hardware store paint aisles and use them to make art

try out every different apple variety you can find and rank them

similarly LOTS of people in the notes doing soup quests, and a few cheese quests also

similarly lots of people reading/watching certain amounts of media over the year, and tracking/rating it

track the number of cats/dogs/etc you see over the year

there’s plenty more in there too :)

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today i tried out a new boba place and they were out of tapioca so i asked what the pudding option was, and the lady at the counter was like here ill get u a sample and i was like word. Anyways when she came back she VERY TENDERLY CRADLED MY CHIN AND FED IT TO ME ON A SPOON? Craigslist.com missed connections dublin you were a beautiful middle aged asian woman i was that guy in the 100 gecs shirt. I am willing to give up everythign i have going on get back to me girl

[aberleigh]

tbh this is one of my fav things i've ever made. and its on t-shirts

[lonely-dog-song]

"The mortality rate of caterpillars is staggering. Some experts believe it hovers around 99% for many species. They are nature's hotdogs and seemingly everyone wants a bite. Birds and other insects are especially voracious predators."

NATURE'S HOTDOGS

[theweirdwideweb]

[aflo]

going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year

[theminotaursmanual]

by Laerte Coutinho

[pointnclick]

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[krudman]

MS Paint just got two killer features for a '90s graphics editor

Microsoft has announced new features coming to its Paint app. The new features are currently available for Microsoft Insiders and will likel

MS paint is getting layers and transparency support. This is the single greatest art news of my life.

[dykecrawler]